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Ever participated in a bar fight? Explain

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ones3k

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The other day i almost participated in my first bar room brawl. It was Karaoke night and this dimwit was making fun of my friend who was singing. I immediately started yelling at him and his friend, insulting them, telling them to shutup, the whole 9 yards. But I felt i was over matched because his friend looked seriously roided (210+ lbs with normal body fat) so i ended up just telling them all to ****** off and i left with my friend. Anyways, i really wanted to slug this guy in the face....

Ever feel like just totally griefing sombody at a bar while drinking?
 
Many.....

Explain? I used to be rather violent and liked to fight......

You have to be roided to weigh that much? I have normal bodyfat and I'm 205 pounds
 
You think people use the Karaoke because they think they're good? It's supposed to be fun, and the guys were probably just laughing about it. You're lucky they didn't take things further.
 
Originally posted by: RCN
Many.....

Explain? I used to be rather violent and liked to fight......

You have to be roided to weigh that much? I have normal bodyfat and I'm 205 pounds
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How tall though? I'm 6'0 180 with normal body fat. This guy had at least 40lbs of muscle on me, he looked like he came straight from the gym. Also notice how i said 210+, i did not say he was exactly 210, i'm using 210 as a lower bound for his weight.

I'm a lazy ass though and i don't work out. Stuff like this sorta makes me want to get jacked so i can be more intimidating.
 
Originally posted by: ones3k
Originally posted by: RCN
Many.....

Explain? I used to be rather violent and liked to fight......

You have to be roided to weigh that much? I have normal bodyfat and I'm 205 pounds
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How tall though? .
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A tad over 6'
 
I worked as a bouncer at night and weekends during college. I once had to stop and eject a drunk chick from beating up what I presumed to be her ex-boyfriend. She even broke away from me for an extra slug and screamed something to the effect of "I will f*ck anybody I want to!!!". Then she acted all embarrassed as I forcibly showed her the door(she wasn't gonna break loose again). That's about as close as I ever got to a bar fight, heh 😀

 
I've been in one. Me and about 5 friends and our wives/gf's went out to celebrate the night we bought our house. One guy kept constantly messing with my friends wife. She kept telling him to leave her alone and he made a remark something like "That's ok, I'll see you in the parking lot."

Her husband, who weighs all of 150 lbs soaking wet, goes all Roadhouse on the guy. All that guys friends jumped in, so all of us jumped in to help our friend. He ended up beating the snot out of the guy and almost getting arrested. We still call him "Swayze" to this day when he gets mad. 😀
 
uhhh...you need to grow up

people Karaoke to get laughed at. There is no other reason to go up, sing while drunk, to a song you never really knew the lyrics to in front of your friends and total strangers. Its to be laughed at, plain and simple.
 
A guy in a bar was trying to start a fight with me. I thought he was joking, so I got really cocky. He escalated it, so I kicked his hat off his head. His eyes opened right up in shock when I did that. I turned around, laughed with my friends, turned back around and caught a punch to the eye. Approximately 1.5 seconds later, he was pinned on the ground, (I didn't hit him), my arm cocked back ready to knock him out, and I sternly said "You don't want to ever do that again. I don't fight drunks. You're lucky I don't believe in beating up drunks who start fights, or you'd be eating from a straw."

My tae kwon do instructor said that such actions would get me laid. i.e. The girls would be turned on by a guy who did something like that. He was wrong.
 
Almost, but not quite. Just turned into yet another incident where I was later accused of "hacking at life." 😛

While dancing with the Mrs. and some of her friends, an unwanted suitor was getting a little too touchy-feely with her friend. After she made it clear that she wasn't interested in being groped and shoved him away, he began talking smack. I suggested politely that he leave her alone, since she wasn't interested in him. So, he spikes the bottle he's holding into the dance floor and asks if I want to "****ing go" as his two friends stand up beside him and the crowd clears for the impending smackdown. I do the gentlemanly "spread the arms to keep the ladies protected" bit, expecting my male friend to have stepped up to back me. No, he's pussed out behind the aforementioned girl.

/me stares directly at them

"Fine. Bring it." After all, it was a fair fight ... the three of them versus me and my two uranium testicles. 😀

*long silence*

"Put up or shut up."

*longer silence*

"You threw down the bottle, so either make good on that threat or **** off."

*bouncers step in*
To the 'tards: "You three, GTFO."
To me: "Dude, are you a ****ing Jedi or something?"

Crowd: OMGWTFJEDIMINDTRICKPWNAGE! :beer:😀

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
I bounced in a bar. Had to brawl a few peple
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😕

I bounced at a few bars. You shouldn't be brawling you should be restraining.

/got fired from one for "excessive force"

 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
A guy in a bar was trying to start a fight with me. I thought he was joking, so I got really cocky. He escalated it, so I kicked his hat off his head. His eyes opened right up in shock when I did that. I turned around, laughed with my friends, turned back around and caught a punch to the eye. Approximately 1.5 seconds later, he was pinned on the ground, (I didn't hit him), my arm cocked back ready to knock him out, and I sternly said "You don't want to ever do that again. I don't fight drunks. You're lucky I don't believe in beating up drunks who start fights, or you'd be eating from a straw."

My tae kwon do instructor said that such actions would get me laid. i.e. The girls would be turned on by a guy who did something like that. He was wrong.
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just out of curiousity, are you a black belt?
 
years ago at a MC club. two clubs had a party and a member of the club we hung out with hit on a gf of an associate of the other club. words were exchanged and a mellee ensued. a shot was fired (into the air) and the fight ended.

i'm so glad those days are behind me.
 
Never been in a bar fight. Most of the bars that we hang out at have SERIOUS security and bouncers. Throw a punch and there's an 80% chance they are gonna beat you to a pulp. Try and fight back the bouncers and the cops will be there within 15 minutes.

but I have been in more than a few fights at the college cafeteria/parking lot. Usually something like:

1) Pretty Girl walks by
2) Random Guy goes: Man, what I wouldn't to do fck her/have a piece of that/other variations.
3) I/One of my friends go: That's my girlfriend/my friend's girlfriend/my friend's sister/my sister. STFU before I stick my foot up your ass.
4) Random Guy goes: Hey, I didn't know. Why are you getting so worked up? I said I didn't know.
5) I/One of my friends go: Apologize. Now.
6) Random Guy goes: WTF? Make me!

Welcome to Fight Club.
 
Originally posted by: paulw86
Originally posted by: DrPizza
A guy in a bar was trying to start a fight with me. I thought he was joking, so I got really cocky. He escalated it, so I kicked his hat off his head. His eyes opened right up in shock when I did that. I turned around, laughed with my friends, turned back around and caught a punch to the eye. Approximately 1.5 seconds later, he was pinned on the ground, (I didn't hit him), my arm cocked back ready to knock him out, and I sternly said "You don't want to ever do that again. I don't fight drunks. You're lucky I don't believe in beating up drunks who start fights, or you'd be eating from a straw."

My tae kwon do instructor said that such actions would get me laid. i.e. The girls would be turned on by a guy who did something like that. He was wrong.
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just out of curiousity, are you a black belt?
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Nope. I believe I was green or blue at the time; still in that upper teens/early 20's cocky mode when you're just learning. I shouldn't have kicked the hat off his head. But, my instructor was correct. There's rarely a good enough reason to hit a drunk; and there's no reason to ever be hit by one. (unless one sucker punches you when you're not looking) Drunks telegraph all their moves; very easy to defend against.
 
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