Ever miss the mark whilst doing the deed?

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

lovely. :disgust:

Oh like you have a whole lot of room to talk.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Doghouse

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

lovely. :disgust:

No, lovely has not been around for a while.

That would be luvly, and who did you used to be?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: arcenite

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

lovely. :disgust:

Oh like you have a whole lot of room to talk.

Quit player hating arcenite, you seem to follow rbloedow's posts a bit too closely...

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: arcenite

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

lovely. :disgust:

Oh like you have a whole lot of room to talk.

fvck off :roll:

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

Cheeky..

 

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: arcenite

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

lovely. :disgust:

Oh like you have a whole lot of room to talk.

Quit player hating arcenite, you seem to follow rbloedow's posts a bit too closely...

Arcenite gets more dick than rblowdow.

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: brigden
A couple of years ago, my GF and I were at a bar, both feeling randy. We decided to shag behind a building, but it was too uncomfortable. We cabbed it home, and jumped each other. In my enthusiasm, I slipped out and smashed into her inner groin. It hurt, obviously, and I cupped my goolies. I looked down, and felt blood filling my hands. It started pouring out of my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped out of bed. I kneeled on the bed and watched a puddle the size of a couch cushion form. It wouldn't stop bleeding. I jumped in the shower and let it bleed out.

I had ripped some skin on the inside of my foreskin.

I was unable to shag for three weeks.

Wow, I think I just threw up in my mouth.