so, last weekend, i was over a friend's apartment in boston for a little haphazardly thrown together get-together. none of us had seen each other in years, so it took a few second-takes, even some outright staring, to help pin down new faces with old identites, etc. one particular pair, Mike and Dave, had come to the gathering together. Having a housemate in order to afford living in relatively expensive areas of boston is no rarity, so we thought nothing of it.
Drinks flowed, conversation flowed, things-that-should-be-kept-secret flowed. I think at the time of our mutual enlightenment, the topic of discussion had been chopper bikes (one of the girls regularly rode with a gang of choppers, and we were all getting a lesson in 'civvie names vs. handles', etc). Mike cuts into the conversation suddenly with "Hey, ever heard of a brojob?" Most of us caught the "r", and asked for clarification. "A brojob, man, you know!" Dave, on his left, nods enthusiastically. Everyone else, still caught off guard, shakes their heads skeptically.
And here Mike breaks out into a lecture/discussion, which is probably better described as monologue, since the rest of us were too busy staring in awe, bewilderment, or simple disbelief.
Michael: Think about this scenario. Imagine you're having a boy's night out at a friend's apartment. Playing some poker, shooting the sh!t, all of that. Pop in a movie, have some beers, you know the drill. Now the night is getting to that point where everyone's just completely chilled out, not an ounce of tension in the room. Then, you're thinking, 'man would i like to get off'. you're just imagining how relaxing it would feel, how perfect a climax it would be to such a great night. Little do you know, or maybe you do know, that all your friends are thinking the same thing. A brojob is basically a resolution. Now, I know all you are thinking- 'man is this part of that stupid emo movement', or 'no fvcking way i would let some dude get within a leg's length of my genitals', but think about it. you all have girlfriends, but they're not there, and they'd probably make you beg for it, and probably in vain. these are your close pals, so you know for a fact they aren't gay. and you know damn well you're not either. so hey, why not just make the best out of a situation, and for once not have to worry about things like consequences.
(here david, who has been making small nodding movements during the whole of the 'lecture', graces us with a large, toothy smile of agreement. i turn away, slightly nauseous)
Michael: so you just lay back, let a friend or two help you out, and in exchange you can show them the same courtesy, or you might not even have to. sometimes they'll just take an IOU, or whatever.
CC (hostess): mike, enough.
Michael: wait, it's not like you have to swallow what they cum in your mouth.
SL: They cum in your mouth?
The rest of us chime in: ENOUGH
awkwardness ensues. party dies shortly afterwards. michael and david go home together, and the rest of us are left forever changed. i'm no homophobe, but trying to justify sucking another guy off as 'not gay' just doesn't fly in my book.
CLIFFS:
brojob - an act of fellatio performed between 'heterosexual' males as a favor/act of friendship toward the recipient. Roles (giver/recipient) can be reversed multiple times over the course of an encounter. This is not gay, really.
Drinks flowed, conversation flowed, things-that-should-be-kept-secret flowed. I think at the time of our mutual enlightenment, the topic of discussion had been chopper bikes (one of the girls regularly rode with a gang of choppers, and we were all getting a lesson in 'civvie names vs. handles', etc). Mike cuts into the conversation suddenly with "Hey, ever heard of a brojob?" Most of us caught the "r", and asked for clarification. "A brojob, man, you know!" Dave, on his left, nods enthusiastically. Everyone else, still caught off guard, shakes their heads skeptically.
And here Mike breaks out into a lecture/discussion, which is probably better described as monologue, since the rest of us were too busy staring in awe, bewilderment, or simple disbelief.
Michael: Think about this scenario. Imagine you're having a boy's night out at a friend's apartment. Playing some poker, shooting the sh!t, all of that. Pop in a movie, have some beers, you know the drill. Now the night is getting to that point where everyone's just completely chilled out, not an ounce of tension in the room. Then, you're thinking, 'man would i like to get off'. you're just imagining how relaxing it would feel, how perfect a climax it would be to such a great night. Little do you know, or maybe you do know, that all your friends are thinking the same thing. A brojob is basically a resolution. Now, I know all you are thinking- 'man is this part of that stupid emo movement', or 'no fvcking way i would let some dude get within a leg's length of my genitals', but think about it. you all have girlfriends, but they're not there, and they'd probably make you beg for it, and probably in vain. these are your close pals, so you know for a fact they aren't gay. and you know damn well you're not either. so hey, why not just make the best out of a situation, and for once not have to worry about things like consequences.
(here david, who has been making small nodding movements during the whole of the 'lecture', graces us with a large, toothy smile of agreement. i turn away, slightly nauseous)
Michael: so you just lay back, let a friend or two help you out, and in exchange you can show them the same courtesy, or you might not even have to. sometimes they'll just take an IOU, or whatever.
CC (hostess): mike, enough.
Michael: wait, it's not like you have to swallow what they cum in your mouth.
SL: They cum in your mouth?
The rest of us chime in: ENOUGH
awkwardness ensues. party dies shortly afterwards. michael and david go home together, and the rest of us are left forever changed. i'm no homophobe, but trying to justify sucking another guy off as 'not gay' just doesn't fly in my book.
CLIFFS:
brojob - an act of fellatio performed between 'heterosexual' males as a favor/act of friendship toward the recipient. Roles (giver/recipient) can be reversed multiple times over the course of an encounter. This is not gay, really.
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