Ever have that feeling..

[Saulbadguy]

When you know you need to go to the bathroom, but you also know the results will be disasterous?

 

[Dissipate]

Your mom never taught you how to go potty?

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
Your mom never taught you how to go potty?

does the term "ass explosion" mean anything to you ?

 

[Dissipate]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Dissipate
Your mom never taught you how to go potty?

does the term "ass explosion" mean anything to you ?

Yep. Happened to me many times. I just get out the baby wipes, sit down and read Wired magazine or whatever else is laying on the bathroom floor.

 

[Orsorum]

Hold it in for a while and let it solidify. It will hurt less later.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Hold it in for a while and let it solidify. It will hurt less later.

I'm trying. Unfortunately, this part of the body is one of the least forgiving..especially after a night of hot wings.

 

[Dissipate]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Hold it in for a while and let it solidify. It will hurt less later.

Something tells me that isn't healthy. Hehe, I could be wrong but letting liquid sh!t fester in your bowels just doesn't sound right.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Hold it in for a while and let it solidify. It will hurt less later.

I'm trying. Unfortunately, this part of the body is one of the least forgiving..especially after a night of hot wings.

Aye, it kind of sucks.

I have fairly consistent bouts with Irritable Bowel Syndrome; the worst part about it is is that if you let it all out when the urge first hits, you end up with a horrible mess, a dried out intestinal tract, and the stomach cramps don't really go away.

If you hold it in and just endure the cramps (which actually complement each other surprisingly well), then defecate about ten to twelve hours later once it's "solidified" a bit, it goes much better and there's little to no mess.

Wow. That's more information than I ever intended on sharing today.