Ever have someone park so close to you leaving only a 4-5 inch gap?

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Maximus96
some fvcker came up against my back bumper today and his plate scratched into my bumper. i wanted to kick his bumper in but its already a rundown VW with windows all open and everything. piece of sh!t...

Sorry. I didn't see your puny little car.

 

[Kyanzes]

Don't do anything stupid. You never know who you are dealing with. What if he's a psychopath, pulls a gun and finishes you off. I know, chances are very slim, but it's still unwise to deliberately search for trouble. It's not like you got attacked, robbed or something.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: SampSon
That's when you deflate all his tires.

Yep!!!


That way they are stuck there and worse case if you get caught all you need to do is add air, no long term damage.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: deadlyapp
if you keyed his car you're an asshole.

Paraphrase: "I'm a bad driver too and have done that"

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Kyanzes
Don't do anything stupid. You never know who you are dealing with. What if he's a psychopath, pulls a gun and finishes you off. I know, chances are very slim, but it's still unwise to deliberately search for trouble. It's not like you got attacked, robbed or something.

An F150 is a pickup truck... I wouldn't call those odds slim. In fact, there's probably a few guns mounted on its gunrack in plain view, right underneath the confederate flag, above the empty cans of Miller Lite littering the cab floor. Just as I wouldn't get mad at a chimp in the zoo who looked at me wrong though, I try not to get mad at people who have no business owning or operating a motor vehicle. It's not their fault they're so stupid.

 

[mattpegher]

Many years ago, I was on a jobsite for work when we got out there was a truck parked in the only exit of the lot.

So we got the door open through the vent window and unhooked the gearbox (standard trans) put it in neutral then pushed the truck into the lot into one of the spaces that we vacated. Reattached the gearbox, and locked the truck back up.

I often wonder if he even noticed the truck was not where he parked it.

 

[mugs]

It seems like every parking space on Maui is compact-sized, and there aren't nearly enough spots to go around, so it happens pretty much all the time there.

 

[skyking]

A gallon of the cheapest latex house paint............

 

[clickynext]

Originally posted by: Ktulu

Originally posted by: deadlyapp
if you keyed his car you're an asshole.

why is that? the guy in the truck parked in a space he knew he couldn't fit in severely inconviencing those around him. That was a douchebag move and i'm glad he got keyed.

Then it'd make two assholes in the situation.

 

[Atlantean]

I hate when people do stuff like that its rude... what makes me even more annoyed though is when someone takes up 2 parking spots with their 1 car. There is no reason to do this... though if they leave their window open or have a convertible then occasionally they will end up with gum on their seat...

 

[Ronstang]

I keep a valve shrader valve removal tool in the glove box.......remove all four of the shrader valves from his tires.....sit in the corner of the parking lot LAUGHING your ass off as the idiot tries to figure out a solution to this problem. Nice thing about doing this is you do no real damage but INCOVENIENCE the hell out of the idiot.