Ever had to pee when on the golf course? No restroom or bushes in sight?

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How many times has this happened? You?re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-?ades?, water, beer, etc. You?re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?
The UroClub? is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub? is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.

Website link

 

[jlee]

...lolwut?

 

[her209]

This was posted on failblog.org too.

WARNING: Some links may be NSFW

 

[spidey07]

LOL! I've seen those advertised in golf magazines. Had the same reaction - WTF!

Make like a cat and pee in the sand box - the sand traps that is.

Also remember that many older men play golf and with prostrate trouble this could actually be good for them.

 

[Joemonkey]

hah awesome! or you could just sit in the cart and pee into the bottles/cans

 

[KK]

it'd be hard to shit in that little thing.

 

[MovingTarget]

That has FAIL written all over it.

Besides, any golfer knows that during the course of a game, you down a few beers. It is easier, more convenient, and more sanitary to piss into those. Just be sure not to place those back into the cooler.

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL That is awesome!

 

[darkxshade]

Fuck that, I'd just piss in the golf putt after getting the ball in and save the rest for the next putt until I fully relieve myself.

 

[ja1484]

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

you suck

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't mind golf. I suck at it, but it's still something fun to go do. I prefer the driving range though, since I don't have to go in the bush and look for my balls.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I don't mind golf. I suck at it, but it's still something fun to go do. I prefer the driving range though, since I don't have to go in the bush and look for my balls.

Must... refrain... from... wise... crack...

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
That has FAIL written all over it.

Besides, any golfer knows that during the course of a game, you down a few beers. It is easier, more convenient, and more sanitary to piss into those. Just be sure not to place those back into the cooler.

If you're drinking Bud Light, it's kinda hard to tell the difference anyway.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

FAIL!!! i am HORRIBLE at golf, i mean i stop counting at 8 strokes on each hole, but I LOVE going out there and drinking, driving a little car, and whacking a white ball 30 yards at a time

I also suck at bowling, but the way i see it, the more times i get to swing a club in golf and the more times i get to roll the ball in bowling that means i get more for my money

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Stupidest idea ever.

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away. Don't give me that shit about not falling on your ass while driving. You deserve it for playing fucking golf.


This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away.

This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

Wow, you sucked even worse that Spidey thought. Sounds like you got beat by a 6 year old girl. You're sure whining like one.

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away.

This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

Wow, you sucked even worse that Spidey thought. Sounds like you got beat by a 6 year old girl. You're sure whining like one.

lol, didn't even play against anyone.

Protip: Insulting my golfing ability is like giving me a compliment. IOW: You're doing it wrong.

The main satisfaction comes from knowing that people good at golf aren't much good at anything else athletically speaking. That's why they golf.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away. Don't give me that shit about not falling on your ass while driving. You deserve it for playing fucking golf.


This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

Soooo.......what color are you that has led to your inferiority complex?

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away. Don't give me that shit about not falling on your ass while driving. You deserve it for playing fucking golf.


This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

Doesn't piss me off. On the contrary, it just means one less hack on the course slowing everyone else down.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Oh, I've done that many-a-time. Used to live on a shit-hole golf course. We'd let the dog out every night to run hell through the sand traps and shit all over the place. It was great.

A golf course is the absolute worst thing any human can possibly do to a landscape. Completely atrocious.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away. Don't give me that shit about not falling on your ass while driving. You deserve it for playing fucking golf.


This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

Doesn't piss me off. On the contrary, it just means one less hack on the course slowing everyone else down.

hey now! i let people play through as often as possible, means more time to sit around on the cart and drink beer

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ja1484

I'd pee on a golf course even if I didn't have to. I'd go out of my way to pee on a golf course. The golfers, everything.


Fuck golf.

Couldn't break 100, could ya mr. uncoordinated? The only people who hate golf that much are ones that sucked at it.

It has nothing to do with acumen at the sport. I've played golf. Once. That was enough. I think it's a stupid ass game played mostly by pompous silver-spoon rich white cocksuckers, and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

Most golfing injuries are self-inflicted (the golf swing in and of itself is a monstrosity of biomechanics, even with the best "form"), rather than from contact or other means.

It's also largely racist, Tiger Woods excepted. As George Carlin said, the only blacks you see at country clubs are carrying trays.

It's a sport primarily concerned with lawn care and clothing. It was MADE for white surburbanites with minimal fitness.

It has absurd equipment, like cleats. What the fuck do you need cleats for in golf? Nobody jukes in golf. Football players need cleats. Soccer players need cleats. Golfers need to put their fucked up little fancy-alloy sticks away and find a more worthwhile pastime than dicking around with a tiny ball until it falls into a hole three fucking hills away. Don't give me that shit about not falling on your ass while driving. You deserve it for playing fucking golf.


This attitude tends to piss golfers off.

GOOD.

it's a gentleman's game, which is why it just didn't mesh well with you. go listen to some Linkin Park and play some Wow, chump.