Ever had an absolutely nastified hamburger?

[aphex]

I just did and now i have a lovely case of angry ass...

Remind me never to get a burger from Mitch's Bagels again.... Blugh, tasted like pork for some reason...

Anyone else got a nasty burger before?

 

[djheater]

Mine was a steak and mushroom cheesy sub without the steak.... The mayonnaise had gone bad.... It was a couple of years before I could eat mayo again.... I remember feeling like I was going to die... like my stomach was literally trying to bunch itself up and push itself out either my mouth or ass... It was very mad at me and just wanted out.

 

[LordUnum]

Back in high school, my friends and I stopped by an In-N-Out in Valencia on the way home from Six Flags Magic Mountain. We all ordered Double-Double's and began chowing down as soon as they brought'em to our table. One of my friend's gets a weird look on his face, sets the hamburger down, puts a napkin to his face, and spits up what's his mouth. He says it's raw. And that it is, damn bloody, too! :disgust:

All of our burgers were fine, and we polished'em off quick. My poor friend, though, couldn't stomach another burger or anything that night. In-N-Out apologized, and offered us all burgers, which we gladly took home. My friend gave me his as he couldn't even manage to look at another.

At least I haven't been witness to a rat-, or condom-burger!!! :Q :Q :Q

*crosses himself*