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Ever get this akward moment in public bathrooms?

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l Xes l

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Your bladder's giving subtle hints at you and you end up standing infront of a urinal.. Then, it just hanging back of your urinary tube and just won't come out... so you concentrate and ease your mind so you can let it go... then another person comes in and stand on the urinal next to you and start peeing and you're just standing there just looking at the wall not being able to release even more because in your head... "Gawd! come out!! I'm just looking a like total weirdo now not doing anything but just standing here!!!" I hate those moments.. 🙁
 
maybe i speak for myself, but i don't try to listen to other guys to see if they are really pissing in the urinal. I do my thing and leave... no questions asked.
 
Originally posted by: l Xes l
Your bladder's giving subtle hints at you and you end up standing infront of a urinal.. Then, it just hanging back of your urinary tube and just won't come out... so you concentrate and ease your mind so you can let it go... then another person comes in and stand on the urinal next to you and start peeing and you're just standing there just looking at the wall not being able to release even more because in your head... "Gawd! come out!! I'm just looking a like total weirdo now not doing anything but just standing here!!!" I hate those moments.. 🙁
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1) insert finger in anus (discreetly)
2) locate prostate gland
3) work finger firmly against gland (or end up ejaculating, but that's not half bad either)
4) urinate and flush
...
5) PROFIT

optional 6) wash finger/hands


 
Originally posted by: tm37
How bout when you fart really loud while peeing.

That is far more embarrassing!
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Or do what most people seem to do - spit in the urinal.
Never understood that.


This is why I avoid urinals whenever at all possible.
Especially at my college - some of the urinals didn't even have dividers between them.


Pclstyle.......your instructions simply defy comment.
 
I can't piss with somebody standing near me. I have to go into the stalls to piss if anyone's in the bathroom.
 
Only If I am REALLY full do things take a few seconds to get moving.

LOL at all you people too afraid to use the urinals.
 
Originally posted by: l Xes l
Your bladder's giving subtle hints at you and you end up standing infront of a urinal.. Then, it just hanging back of your urinary tube and just won't come out... so you concentrate and ease your mind so you can let it go... then another person comes in and stand on the urinal next to you and start peeing and you're just standing there just looking at the wall not being able to release even more because in your head... "Gawd! come out!! I'm just looking a like total weirdo now not doing anything but just standing here!!!" I hate those moments.. 🙁
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AKA Stage Fright...
 
Originally posted by: pclstyle
Originally posted by: l Xes l
Your bladder's giving subtle hints at you and you end up standing infront of a urinal.. Then, it just hanging back of your urinary tube and just won't come out... so you concentrate and ease your mind so you can let it go... then another person comes in and stand on the urinal next to you and start peeing and you're just standing there just looking at the wall not being able to release even more because in your head... "Gawd! come out!! I'm just looking a like total weirdo now not doing anything but just standing here!!!" I hate those moments.. 🙁
Click to expand...


1) insert finger in anus (discreetly)
2) locate prostate gland
3) work finger firmly against gland (or end up ejaculating, but that's not half bad either)
4) urinate and flush
...
5) PROFIT

optional 6) wash finger/hands
Click to expand...

LOL 9/10
 
Originally posted by: pclstyle
Originally posted by: l Xes l
Your bladder's giving subtle hints at you and you end up standing infront of a urinal.. Then, it just hanging back of your urinary tube and just won't come out... so you concentrate and ease your mind so you can let it go... then another person comes in and stand on the urinal next to you and start peeing and you're just standing there just looking at the wall not being able to release even more because in your head... "Gawd! come out!! I'm just looking a like total weirdo now not doing anything but just standing here!!!" I hate those moments.. 🙁
Click to expand...


1) insert finger in anus (discreetly)
2) locate prostate gland
3) work finger firmly against gland (or end up ejaculating, but that's not half bad either)
4) urinate and flush
...
5) PROFIT

optional 6) wash finger/hands
Click to expand...

do you have a link to the directions with pictures by any chance?
 
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