Ever get the urge to slap your SO?

[notfred]

God damn she's pissing me off today. :|

Fortunately I was raised better than that, I would never actually do it.

Just needed to vent, I guess.

Title edited, apparently the old one was misleading.

 

[xospec1alk]

details?

 

[chrisms]

Wanted? Ha... wanted.. that's a good one.

 

[BigJ]

Punching bag, pillow, or walls work much better and keep the relationship together.

If you can try working out or going running to relieve some of the tension.

 

[BCYL]

Sure, I always get the urge to slap her in the @ss...

 

[jadinolf]

Sure I've wanted to but she'd kill me the first chance she got.

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: BCYL
Sure, I always get the urge to slap her in the @ss...

i ACT on that same urge

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: gshock888

Originally posted by: BCYL
Sure, I always get the urge to slap her in the @ss...

i ACT on that same urge

I never said I didn't

 

[Rudee]

I like to wait until she's sound asleep before I whack her a good one in the ass. She'll wake up all confused wondering if I hit her. I'll strongly deny it telling her it was just a dream or something and to go back to sleep. Works everytime.

 

[nakedfrog]

I've had the urge on occasion. I've broken a doorframe and an alarm clock avoiding it.

 

[Yossarian]

first time's the hardest

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: Rudee
I like to wait until she's sound asleep before I whack her a good one in the ass. She'll wake up all confused wondering if I hit her. I'll strongly deny it telling her it was just a dream or something and to go back to sleep. Works everytime.

lmao

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Rudee
I like to wait until she's sound asleep before I whack her a good one in the ass. She'll wake up all confused wondering if I hit her. I'll strongly deny it telling her it was just a dream or something and to go back to sleep. Works everytime.

LOL - that'd be awful. ROFLAMAO - talk about messing with her mind!

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've had the urge on occasion. I've broken a doorframe and an alarm clock avoiding it.

Ummm....that's....interesting?

Rage control problems much?

I've never broken anything in anger. Ever. Or even tried?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've had the urge on occasion. I've broken a doorframe and an alarm clock avoiding it.

Ummm....that's....interesting?

Rage control problems much?

I've never broken anything in anger. Ever. Or even tried?

No, no rage control problems. That's two things over the course of six years.
Kindly STFU

 

[MaverickBP]

just put a pillow in front of her face...give it a nice backhand...claim interference and wrong place wrong time scenario

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Rudee
I like to wait until she's sound asleep before I whack her a good one in the ass. She'll wake up all confused wondering if I hit her. I'll strongly deny it telling her it was just a dream or something and to go back to sleep. Works everytime.

What do you say when she shows you the bright red hand-print?

 

Originally posted by: notfred
God damn she's pissing me off today. :|

Fortunately I was raised better than that, I would never actually do it.

Just needed to vent, I guess.

I knew it! I always knew you had no respect for her and are chauvinistic. :| I hope she slaps you before you lay a finger on her. I don't care if it's just a thought or feeling brought by anger/irritation, the fact that you even thought it is repulsive.isgust:

 

[Nitemare]

Wanted to on many occasions, have plenty of dents all around the apartment and many a swollen knuckle, last time I could have sworn I broke something...


But sure as hell beats going to jail and spending a night with Bubba

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: DearQT

Originally posted by: notfred
God damn she's pissing me off today. :|

Fortunately I was raised better than that, I would never actually do it.

Just needed to vent, I guess.

I knew it! I always knew you had no respect for her and are chauvinistic. :| I hope she slaps you before you lay a finger on her. I don't care if it's just a thought or feeling brought by anger/irritation, the fact that you even thought it is repulsive.isgust:

Well you kind of lost the effect of your post at the end there...

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: DearQT

Originally posted by: notfred
God damn she's pissing me off today. :|

Fortunately I was raised better than that, I would never actually do it.

Just needed to vent, I guess.

I knew it! I always knew you had no respect for her and are chauvinistic. :| I hope she slaps you before you lay a finger on her. I don't care if it's just a thought or feeling brought by anger/irritation, the fact that you even thought it is repulsive.isgust:

thinking about it is bad?

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: DearQT

Originally posted by: notfred
God damn she's pissing me off today. :|

Fortunately I was raised better than that, I would never actually do it.

Just needed to vent, I guess.

I knew it! I always knew you had no respect for her and are chauvinistic. :| I hope she slaps you before you lay a finger on her. I don't care if it's just a thought or feeling brought by anger/irritation, the fact that you even thought it is repulsive.isgust:

that's pretty hypocritical. she should assault him first eh? that would mean she has no respect for him and is whatever the female equivalent of chauvinistic is.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
that's pretty hypocritical. she should assault him first eh? that would mean she has no respect for him and is whatever the female equivalent of chauvinistic is.

Turf-eating bra-burner?

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Rudee
I like to wait until she's sound asleep before I whack her a good one in the ass. She'll wake up all confused wondering if I hit her. I'll strongly deny it telling her it was just a dream or something and to go back to sleep. Works everytime.

What do you say when she shows you the bright red hand-print?

That's why you wait until it's late at night, as they won't have the energy to argue even if they did have evidence. They'll just fall right back off to sleep. Case closed.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Yossarian
that's pretty hypocritical. she should assault him first eh? that would mean she has no respect for him and is whatever the female equivalent of chauvinistic is.

Turf-eating bra-burner?

haha that'll do

 

[PingSpike]

OP: Not really...I can't remember getting mad at her enough to even want to break something...I usually just ignore her if she's being crazy or something. Wait until she comes to her senses. Plus, I don't see what hitting her would accomplish.

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: DearQT

Originally posted by: notfred
God damn she's pissing me off today. :|

Fortunately I was raised better than that, I would never actually do it.

Just needed to vent, I guess.

I knew it! I always knew you had no respect for her and are chauvinistic. :| I hope she slaps you before you lay a finger on her. I don't care if it's just a thought or feeling brought by anger/irritation, the fact that you even thought it is repulsive.isgust:

Well you kind of lost the effect of your post at the end there...

Not to mention that she advocates domestic violence as some sort of solution on the woman's end. Thats right, if you don't like the way your man is thinking...slap him. Its perfectly acceptable to physically abuse men.