Ever forget you were out of clean underwear?

myusername

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10 PM and I just remembered that I'm wearing my last clean pair of underwear. Actually, it's not even underwear, it's cotton gym shorts because I actually wore my last pair of underwear yesterday. Well actually, those were flannel "sleep" boxers. Oddly enough, they are easily the most comfortable pair I own, but not exactly underwear. That would be the flannel boxers I wore the day before that, but even those were worn because I had worn my last pair of briefs the day prior. Since it's Monday, I guess that means I was supposed to do laundry this past weekend.

I don't want to do laundry for the next 2 hours, and any stores that sell decent underwear are all closed. (Which of course brings up the issue of whether underwear should be washed before wearing. IMHO, it's all good as long as it was in plastic wrap.)

In conclusion, I would like to thank this forum for providing me with a place to blather nonsensically about my procastination, my laziness and my underwear. Also, you probably don't want me sitting on your chair tomorrow.
 

ponyo

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Just flip it inside out. You can go twice as long now without laundry.
 

kogase

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Yep. Today. And yesterday. And the day before yesterday. Probably tomorrow too.
 

miri

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put your clothes in the washer then go to sleep. Wake up tommorow and put clothes in dryer while you get ready for work or school.
 

iwantanewcomputer

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Originally posted by: miri
put your clothes in the washer then go to sleep. Wake up tommorow and put clothes in dryer while you get ready for work or school.

eww they get nasty leaving them in a washer all night
 

jumpr

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: miri
put your clothes in the washer then go to sleep. Wake up tommorow and put clothes in dryer while you get ready for work or school.

eww they get nasty leaving them in a washer all night
Nah, I do it all the time.
 
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no, but i have forgotten that i was out of clean socks and had to go to wal-mart wearing my boots with no socks to buy more

i don't wash socks, though...i just buy new ones...try it, it rocks to wear a pair of new socks every day
 

mugs

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When I "run out" of underwear I still have about two weeks worth of my "second string" underwear left - the stuff that's a little too small or a little uncomfortable.
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: miri
put your clothes in the washer then go to sleep. Wake up tommorow and put clothes in dryer while you get ready for work or school.

eww they get nasty leaving them in a washer all night
Nah, I do it all the time.

You must like mildew in your ass.
 

JLGatsby

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Serious: I wear 3 or 4 pairs of boxer underwear at the same time, everyday, so I often run out.
 

EKKC

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flip it around from the back, then inside out, then flip it around and inside out. That gives you a good 4 days on one underwear. then if you change only every two days. you're running 8 days for each. by the time you're done, the original side is probably clean enough from all the wear and tear and will be sanitized enough after all your multiple pee marks have been wiped clean by your jeans or pants or whatever it is you wear on the outside.

personally, i change on every shower. which is once a day or once every 1.5 day (shower this morning but shower again tomorrow night, etc). i have about 15 undies and some cleaned older backups just in case i do run out since i only do laundry every two weeks
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Serious: I wear 3 or 4 pairs of boxer underwear at the same time, everyday, so I often run out.

I think you would have gotten beat up a lot in school.
 

kogase

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Serious: I wear 3 or 4 pairs of boxer underwear at the same time, everyday, so I often run out.

I think you would have gotten beat up a lot in school.

Somehow I doubt it. With this guy watching over him?
 

JLGatsby

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
you cannot be serious

Try it, you'll never wear one pair again. When you sit down it's extremely soft, even on the most uncomfortable of seats. It's extremely addicting.

The most I've ever worn was 7 pairs, but the elastic becomes so tight that it begins to hurt, so I keep it at 3 or 4.

Originally posted by: kogase
Somehow I doubt it. With this guy watching over him?

*droolz* I need to be alone for a few minutes. BRB