Ever eat a 70 year old MRE? How about 118?

Paratus

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I can’t stop watching this guys videos. He’s like Bob Ross but of eating MREs and Ecoli. Nice!

Here he is trying type C rations from WWII

How about Emergency Rations from the 1899-1902 Boer War:eek:

It’s interesting to see what’s in the new and old rations but it’s insane what this guy will eat.
 

lxskllr

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I think it’s love. He loves MREs.

I think it’s also crazy.
I love MREs too, but I like mine made in this century. I wouldn't mind some WWII rations for collection purposes, but I wouldn't eat them.
 

Mayne

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I try to avoid botulism when I can..not saying I won't eat some sketchy cans of food.
 

lxskllr

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This guy has done a bunch
Those look awful, and I doubt they looked much better new :^D

Probably got the guys battle ready. I know I'd be ready to kill some motherfuckers after a couple days of eating those things :^D
 

PottedMeat

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Mayne

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Those look awful, and I doubt they looked much better new :^D

Probably got the guys battle ready. I know I'd be ready to kill some motherfuckers after a couple days of eating those things :^D

there might be a chance you might be dead.
 

eng2d2

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I love MRE especially the can opener. My dad used to get the wwII ones and it comes with marlboro cigarettes,
 

Sonikku

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MREs aren't half bad. Though I tend to prefer ones that aren't a century old.
 

Chaotic42

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No, but I used to work with a guy who would eat two MREs for breakfast at our office job.
 

lxskllr

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No, but I used to work with a guy who would eat two MREs for breakfast at our office job.
Was he enormous? They're 1300 calories each. I used to work with a Guardsman(he got me hooked on MREs) who got fat when he went on deployment :^D
 

Chaotic42

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Was he enormous? They're 1300 calories each. I used to work with a Guardsman(he got me hooked on MREs) who got fat when he went on deployment :^D

Yes and he died of a heart attack during a car accident. Super nice guy, but he made poor health decisions. I think the craziest thing in those MREs was the cheese sauce. It was delicious, but like 1400 calories. :p
 

lxskllr

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Yes and he died of a heart attack during a car accident. Super nice guy, but he made poor health decisions. I think the craziest thing in those MREs was the cheese sauce. It was delicious, but like 1400 calories. :p
I enjoy the cheese, especially on the slab of bread or crackers, but you can really taste the B vitamins in it.
 

kage69

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That guy is nuts.

That Boer War stuff probably makes a vomelet taste like it came from Ruth's Chris.
 

Paratus

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That guy is nuts.

That Boer War stuff probably makes a vomelet taste like it came from Ruth's Chris.

If you want to live your best life find someone who looks at you like Steve looks at 118 year moldy beef. :D
 

clamum

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Dude must have a cast iron stomach, lol. Reminds me of the guy that was just on Naked and Afraid XL, Gary. He said a lot of stupid shit but he must've had a stomach of steel to eat that festering pot of meat, barf. Well, he shit the boma but only once!