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miketheidiot

Lifer
Sep 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: PingSpike
This thread is disturbing. The only thing close, one sunday morning I went upstairs to ask my parents a question. Their door was open a crack and I saw a whole lot of movement in the bedroom, so I went back downstairs.

you should have walked in and asked to join
 

Kalbi

Banned
Jul 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you
 

Last Rezort

Banned
Apr 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.
 

Kalbi

Banned
Jul 7, 2005
1,725
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.

dude this deserves a whole new thread. so did you KNOW it was a vibrator? did your mom know you found it?
 

Last Rezort

Banned
Apr 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: JToxic
Anybody as an adult (18+, not living at home) caught their parents?

Now that you mention it. It happened agian the other day. The kind of pretended she was sleeping and so i left, quickly.

EDIT:
my parents are now split up.
 

HBalzer

Golden Member
Jul 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: JToxic
Anybody as an adult (18+, not living at home) caught their parents?

Now that you mention it. It happened agian the other day. The kind of pretended she was sleeping and so i left, quickly.

EDIT:
my parents are now split up.

Sounds like you want to catch her.
 

Kalbi

Banned
Jul 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: JToxic
Anybody as an adult (18+, not living at home) caught their parents?

Now that you mention it. It happened agian the other day. The kind of pretended she was sleeping and so i left, quickly.

EDIT:
my parents are now split up.

answer my Q dammit! i'm gonna start a thread
 

Last Rezort

Banned
Apr 16, 2005
1,816
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Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.

dude this deserves a whole new thread. so did you KNOW it was a vibrator? did your mom know you found it?

Ok im starting a new thread after i come back from my lunch. You think thats bad? What about finding a giant pink dildo in the closet when your like 9 or 10, and then running around the house with it with your twin brother.
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: JToxic
Anybody as an adult (18+, not living at home) caught their parents?

Now that you mention it. It happened agian the other day. The kind of pretended she was sleeping and so i left, quickly.

EDIT:
my parents are now split up.

you sure you're not trying to sneak a peak there bud? Is your mom hot?

:camera:s?
 

Last Rezort

Banned
Apr 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: JToxic
Anybody as an adult (18+, not living at home) caught their parents?

Now that you mention it. It happened agian the other day. The kind of pretended she was sleeping and so i left, quickly.

EDIT:
my parents are now split up.

you sure you're not trying to sneak a peak there bud? Is your mom hot?

:camera:s?

OMG OMG OMG STOP! I BEGG YOU ALL TO PLEASE STOP THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING!.
 

Kalbi

Banned
Jul 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.

dude this deserves a whole new thread. so did you KNOW it was a vibrator? did your mom know you found it?

Ok im starting a new thread after i come back from my lunch. You think thats bad? What about finding a giant pink dildo in the closet when your like 9 or 10, and then running around the house with it with your twin brother.

omg this is too funny i'm like literally LOLing. did you know wtf it was at that age? hahahah....

wtf lunch?
 

Last Rezort

Banned
Apr 16, 2005
1,816
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Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.

dude this deserves a whole new thread. so did you KNOW it was a vibrator? did your mom know you found it?

Ok im starting a new thread after i come back from my lunch. You think thats bad? What about finding a giant pink dildo in the closet when your like 9 or 10, and then running around the house with it with your twin brother.

omg this is too funny i'm like literally LOLing. did you know wtf it was at that age? hahahah....

wtf lunch?

Im at work and i need to take my lunch. I have like 3 long stories. Ill start a new thread in 30 mins. Ok?
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
10,641
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Originally posted by: DEMO24
Thankfully all the action happened before my time

so they were just so disappointed in you they stopped doing it all together for fear of repeating their mistake?





:p
 

miketheidiot

Lifer
Sep 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.

dude this deserves a whole new thread. so did you KNOW it was a vibrator? did your mom know you found it?

Ok im starting a new thread after i come back from my lunch. You think thats bad? What about finding a giant pink dildo in the closet when your like 9 or 10, and then running around the house with it with your twin brother.

omg this is too funny i'm like literally LOLing. did you know wtf it was at that age? hahahah....

wtf lunch?

is your mom lunch? :eek:
 

Kalbi

Banned
Jul 7, 2005
1,725
0
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Originally posted by: Kalbi
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Yes......
Ive caught my mom masterbating.

Im laughing so hard right now to keep from throwing up.

I walked into the parents room when i was much younger, and i heard a sound. It was a buzzing. I can only assume by the look on her face and the way she acted, that it was the Vibrating dildo i found a week before hand while looking for money.

*uuuugggghhhh*

duuuude, how old were you

Im 21 now, and was most likely like 11-14 at the time.

I dont want to talk about it anymore.

dude this deserves a whole new thread. so did you KNOW it was a vibrator? did your mom know you found it?

Ok im starting a new thread after i come back from my lunch. You think thats bad? What about finding a giant pink dildo in the closet when your like 9 or 10, and then running around the house with it with your twin brother.

omg this is too funny i'm like literally LOLing. did you know wtf it was at that age? hahahah....

wtf lunch?

Im at work and i need to take my lunch. I have like 3 long stories. Ill start a new thread in 30 mins. Ok?

here i did you a favor
 

Demo24

Diamond Member
Aug 5, 2004
8,356
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DEMO24
Thankfully all the action happened before my time

so they were just so disappointed in you they stopped doing it all together for fear of repeating their mistake?





:p

nvm