Ever called one of those prayer lines?

[AmazonRasta]

I was watching TV and a couple of minutes ago the prayer line advertisment came on as I was flipping through the channels. Well, a friend and I are going to Casino Niagara tomorrow night so I thought I'd call up the prayer line to get them to say a prayer for me so that my friend and I would have good luck. Well, it turns out that they don't give out prayers for that kind of stuff. So I said, "Well, can you just bless me with a prayer so that I wake up healthy enough to go gambling tomorrow?" and she responded like before. So I'm like, "Well then, can you pray for me just so I don't feel like I've wasted both of our time by calling in?" Immediately she went into this three-minute-long prayer, followed by good night, followed by the click of the receiver as she hung up the phone on me.

 

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Hah. Was it a $2.99-a-minute type of call or something?

 

[Heisenberg]

You actually paid money for that? :Q

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
You actually paid money for that? :Q

Again, I'm making a mental note to start some sort of a 900 line!

 

[AmazonRasta]

No. I didn't pay money for that.

I know all you capitalist Americans are always looking to make that extra buck, but here in Canada, we have 1-800 toll-free numbers.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta
No. I didn't pay money for that.

I know all you capitalist Americans are always looking to make that extra buck, but here in Canada, we have 1-800 toll-free numbers.

So do we, but usually things like that charge.

 

[AmazonRasta]

I'm not talking about Miss Cleo or something like that. You know that movie that is on the net with that prayer line guy who farts between each verse? Well, it's something like that, a real Christian prayer line that is toll-free to call only it wasn't that white prayer line guy who farts all the time between verses.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta
I'm not talking about Miss Cleo or something like that. You know that movie that is on the net with that prayer line guy who farts between each verse? Well, it's something like that, a real Christian prayer line that is toll-free to call only it wasn't that white prayer line guy who farts all the time between verses.

Well, in that case, I'm kinda glad we don't have anything like that.

 

[GTaudiophile]

That crap is one of the best examples of perverting Christianity that I can think of.

 

[AmazonRasta]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
That crap is one of the best examples of perverting Christianity that I can think of.

Are you sure it's not the priests who are sexually assaulting the young, male members of the church?

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
That crap is one of the best examples of perverting Christianity that I can think of.

Are you sure it's not the priests who are sexually assaulting the young, male members of the church?

That's why I said "one of" because I was thinking of that as another example.

 

[AmazonRasta]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
That crap is one of the best examples of perverting Christianity that I can think of.

Are you sure it's not the priests who are sexually assaulting the young, male members of the church?

That's why I said "one of" because I was thinking of that as another example.

Ah, yes, sorry. I read that sentence of yours as, "That crap is the best example of perverting Christianity that I can think of." Sorry about that.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
That crap is one of the best examples of perverting Christianity that I can think of.

Are you sure it's not the priests who are sexually assaulting the young, male members of the church?

That's why I said "one of" because I was thinking of that as another example.

Ah, yes, sorry. I read that sentence of yours as, "That crap is the best example of perverting Christianity that I can think of." Sorry about that.

sounds like the early stage of reefer madness, first you cant read then well you know what happens.

 

[AmazonRasta]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
That crap is one of the best examples of perverting Christianity that I can think of.

Are you sure it's not the priests who are sexually assaulting the young, male members of the church?

That's why I said "one of" because I was thinking of that as another example.

Ah, yes, sorry. I read that sentence of yours as, "That crap is the best example of perverting Christianity that I can think of." Sorry about that.

sounds like the early stage of reefer madness, first you cant read then well you know what happens.

Oh yeah, I forgot, only pot smokers mis-read things sometimes.

Uh oh, you didn't start your sentence with a capital. Must be the early stages of reefer madness.

 

[Siddhartha]

After watching his tv special, I called Reverend Ike but no one answered the phone.