Ever been to lazy to cut your meat with a knife...

[PingSpike]

So you just stab it with a fork and knaw on it like a meat popsicle?

 

[Chronoshock]

Err not quite like a popsicle, but I do frequently gnaw at the whole chunk of meat as it hangs from my fork

 

[NathanBWF]

I think you are now officially the laziest person I know.

 

[FrustratedUser]

A girlfriend used to do that.... um wait.. wrong thread.

 

[Doboji]

Fork?... I just stab the animal, and eat it off the end of my knife while it cries in pain.

-Max

 

[oniq]

Meat popsicle? Sick.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
So you just stab it with a fork and knaw on it like a meat popsicle?

/insert obligatory "Fifth Element" quote here

 

[Megatomic]

Darn right.

On a similar note, there is a certain female coworker of mine that did NOT know that pork chops are finger food. She learned the messy way though.

 

[jjones]

No

 

[ISAslot]

I've been known to eat entire meals without utensils. I don't really like them.

 

[tec699]

yea.. i gorge on feed with my claw. pretty coo.

 

[trevinom]

Originally posted by: ISAslot
I've been known to eat entire meals without utensils. I don't really like them.

you don't really like meals?

 

[SludgeFactory]

I do it sometimes when I'm eating a snack at home.

A friend of mine told me about a guy they were interviewing for an engineering job who did this when they took him to lunch, he just stabbed the whole chicken breast with his fork and started gnawing. She thought maybe he dropped his knife or something and offered to get him another one, but he said no, it's fine, and kept on going.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A girlfriend used to do that.... um wait.. wrong thread.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
So you just stab it with a fork and knaw on it like a meat popsicle?

of course. or just pick it up and start munching.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
I do it sometimes when I'm eating a snack at home.

A friend of mine told me about a guy they were interviewing for an engineering job who did this when they took him to lunch, he just stabbed the whole chicken breast with his fork and started gnawing. She thought maybe he dropped his knife or something and offered to get him another one, but he said no, it's fine, and kept on going.

They should have hired him right away. 1: He doesn't mind getting "down and dirty". 2: He's efficient (uses a minimum amount of resources to accomplish his goals, including time). 3: Doesn't care what others think of his methods as long as he gets the job done (could be a drawback). 4: Almost guaranteed to be a fun guy to work with.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Um, no.