ever been to a massage parlor before?

[theGlove]

if so, what's it like? thinking about trying one myself

 

[DainBramaged]

Parlour? As in, $40 to get in and $40 for a handjob?

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Parlour? As in, $40 to get in and $40 for a handjob?

Parlour? British much?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: theGlove
if so, what's it like? thinking about trying one myself

what happens if you don't get a Masseuse, but a Masseur?

 

[RollWave]

I personally wouldnt care. As long as they rub me the right way

 

[isasir]

Been to one of the legit ones. Got a 60 min. full body massage, thought it was absolutely amazing. Had the best sleep ever afterwards.

 

[DainBramaged]

Parlours = Whorehouse
Therapists = Typically Not Whorehouse

 

[pack1]

Highly recommended and Ive only been to the parlors, thinking about trying out a professional. Makes you feel like a new man afterwards

 

[meltdown75]

can't say that i have.

if we're talking about the same type of place... dude, just wack off. save your money. the type of women in there aren't usually the types you would want to have contact with anyway. AKAIK most of the massage parlours around here are notorious for harbouring illegal aliens from foreign countries.

if you go... enjoy your happy ending. lol

 

[mi xiao]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Parlours = Whorehouse
Therapists = Typically Not Whorehouse

haha



a real massage is the best. i really need one soon to cure the huge knot in my back.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

happy ending?

 

[noob in a box]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: theGlove
if so, what's it like? thinking about trying one myself

what happens if you don't get a Masseuse, but a Masseur?

you keep your eyes closed and hope for a discount

 

[cKGunslinger]

I keeps hearing adverts about the "Swedish Institute" here in Dallas. They claim to offer "non theraputic, stress-relieving" massages and are always hiring "beautiful ladies dedicated to customer satisfaction."

They advertise often and on popular commercial stations (not just AM talk stations,) so they must be highly-scrutinized, no? They can't have too much illicit activities going on with that much publicity, right?

My wife won't let me go check in out, unfortunately.

 

[blackdogdeek]

is there a difference between a spa and a parlour?

i've only been to spas and full-body 60 minutes massages are the proverbial r0x0rz.

you can also request the sex of your masseur/masseuse at spas.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I keeps hearing adverts about the "Swedish Institute" here in Dallas. They claim to offer "non theraputic, stress-relieving" massages and are always hiring "beautiful ladies dedicated to customer satisfaction."

They advertise often and on popular commercial stations (not just AM talk stations,) so they must be highly-scrutinized, no? They can't have too much illicit activities going on with that much publicity, right?

My wife won't let me go check in out, unfortunately.

Just dont take her with you then

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I keeps hearing adverts about the "Swedish Institute" here in Dallas. They claim to offer "non theraputic, stress-relieving" massages and are always hiring "beautiful ladies dedicated to customer satisfaction."

They advertise often and on popular commercial stations (not just AM talk stations,) so they must be highly-scrutinized, no? They can't have too much illicit activities going on with that much publicity, right?

My wife won't let me go check in out, unfortunately.

Hehehehe, that's the one with an all female STAFF (pronounced slowly)?

 

[tm37]

Done the spa thing and it rocks.

Never paid for a hand job the free one's have rocked as well.

 

[xospec1alk]

i think theeroticreview.net

will tell you which ones do the happy endings, which ones don't i read about that site in the paper

 

[Koenigsegg]

Hmm, I really don't think that link is appropriate here.

PS Hand jobs suck, no one can give as good a hj as I can.

 

[NorthRiver]

Hmm, I really don't think that link is appropriate here.

And we care because?

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
no one can give as good a handjob as I can.

How much?



Damn, that's so sigable...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Parlour? As in, $40 to get in and $40 for manual release?

Fixed

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I keeps hearing adverts about the "Swedish Institute" here in Dallas. They claim to offer "non theraputic, stress-relieving" massages and are always hiring "beautiful ladies dedicated to customer satisfaction."

They advertise often and on popular commercial stations (not just AM talk stations,) so they must be highly-scrutinized, no? They can't have too much illicit activities going on with that much publicity, right?

My wife won't let me go check in out, unfortunately.

thats a whorehouse.... btw..
escorts work outa that place

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: theGlove
if so, what's it like? thinking about trying one myself

what happens if you don't get a Masseuse, but a Masseur?

then you get teh ButtSeXoRs

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Yep, in Thailand... Pretty good massage by a mother and daughter...
Tas.