"I have a philosophical problem with jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft for giggles"
Ok, here's a question, what does every single fighter pilot and stunt pilot wear just in case their "perfectly good airplanes" stop flying? A parachute. Like was stated previously, it is statistically extremely safe if you follow the rules. The ride to the dropzone is actually more dangerous than the jump. True it's not for everybody, but it is definitely one of those "must do" things for a lot of people. And don't let age be a limiting factor, I believe you can jump as early as 16 with a parent's authority and I've been jumping with people over 75 (wearing two knee braces and a back support, but he was still jumping).
AmusedOne, did you get a base rig just for those jumps or did you use your regular rig? I've done one high altitude jump, 22000 ft out of a King Air, close to 3 minutes of freefall. I may have to dust off the ol' rig and start up again because the closest dropzone to me is supposed to be getting a Super Otter this year, 9 minutes to 14,500 yeehaw.