Even if you hate NASCAR...

[FrustratedUser]

Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

 

[ElFenix]

theres funny people everywhere. i don't need to watch neckcar to find humor.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

I blame you for the fact that I just spit out a peach onto my keyboard!!

 

[nord1899]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

LOL!

 

[amdskip]

SCREW you all, NASCAR RULES!

 

[slikmunks]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

I blame you for the fact that I just spit out a peach onto my keyboard!!

hahahaha

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

I blame you for the fact that I just spit out a peach onto my keyboard!!

Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man In a factory downtown
And if I had my little way, I'd eat peaches everyday

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: amdskip
SCREW you all, NASCAR RULES!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

I blame you for the fact that I just spit out a peach onto my keyboard!!

Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man In a factory downtown
And if I had my little way, I'd eat peaches everyday

LMAO!!! I remember that song from High School. DUMBEST SONG EVAR!!!!!

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: amdskip
SCREW you all, NASCAR RULES!

Well Bobby Jo Cletus Jon Ray Billy Bob Dale Jo Jack Earl Jeb Bubba Henry Lee Bobby Jack Buster Winchester I disagree.

 

[EndGame]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

LOL! That be true, but, a bunch of rich inbreds they are as far as the driver go. The top 5 last year were all over $3 million without endorsements and sales of all their crap!:Q

 

[Dragnov]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Even if NASCAR is not my #1 choice of racing, I must admid that the people on Inside NASCAR has a sense of humour.
Sometimes they are simply hilarious.

Well duh....it's funny to watch inbreds.....

LMAO. Damn, I almost spit out my drink.

 

[FrustratedUser]

I am not flaming NASCAR. I can see the fun.

 

[LAUST]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: amdskip
SCREW you all, NASCAR RULES!

Well Bobby Jo Cletus Jon Ray Billy Bob Dale Jo Jack Earl Jeb Bubba Henry Lee Bobby Jack Buster Winchester I disagree.

You know those same Rednecks show up at other sanctions too right?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: amdskip
SCREW you all, NASCAR RULES!

yep, rules so good that they change them in the middle of the season if someone is getting too much an advantage

 

[shiner]

For those of you that have never seen a NASCAR race let me give you the play by play of a typical one.

Gentlemen start your engines!!

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Oh No!! Dale (Insert last name here) has hit the wall and there's a huge wreck
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Oh No!! Jeff (Insert last name here) has hit the wall and there's a huge wreck
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It's down to the last lap and it's Dale, Dale, Jeff, Rusty, and Jeff vying for the lead?.
Vrooooom
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It's Dale by the nose of his car!!! What a race!!!
Victory lap vroooom
Needless donuts in front of the grandstands on the front stretch
Thousands of rednecks wave, feel good about themselves, and say things like "I knowd the whole dadgum race that Dale wasagona win it."


Now....before anyone of you NASCAR "fans" get your overalls in a wad and swallow your Skoal because you're so angry.....I know that they race on a couple of road courses every year, but that only makes up a few of the races and 99% of the races are just like what I described above.

 

[dudleydocker]

<<"and 99% of the races are just like what I described above">>

Ever been to one? Or an Indy car race? If not, it is a "little" different than watchin' on TV......

 

[B00ne]

lol, never thaught U'd make me laugh

 

[Nemesis77]

Hmmmm.... WRC or NASCAR?... I think I'll choose WRC !

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: dudleydocker
<<"and 99% of the races are just like what I described above">>

Ever been to one? Or an Indy car race? If not, it is a "little" different than watchin' on TV......

Yes, I was dragged to a NASCAR race at the Texas Motor Speedway a couple of years ago.....you are right though....it is different being there in person. When you are there you get a true appreciation for how dull it really is to be at the race, how much better you can see it on television, and exactly how drunk and inbred 99% of the people that go to watch the race are.

 

[conjur]

heh...where do you think sites like mulletsgalore.com get their pics?

 

[tarheelmm]

NASCAR is alot more main stream then it use to be. They have an office in NY, which doesnt really say much.

 

[Spikey217]

Thank you shinerburke, I just got my laugh for today. The play by play was hilarious.

 

[poopaskoopa]

Yeah, the crowd at NASCAR races is something else. Not that I'm better than other human beings, but there're some ugly mofos and old hags out there. And they all dress like NASCAR drivers or pit crew members for the race! I guess that's no different than football fans wearing jerseys, but it just looks wierd. The race I saw wasn't too bad though.