Etiquette Class

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Lifer
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During an etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well-educated young woman from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the washroom, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Johnny replies, "I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better, but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal is unpleasant."

Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
 

Rogue

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Someone found a joke site it seems. Just post the link and save some space in the ATOT database! ;):D
 

BigToque

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Rogue
Someone found a joke site it seems. Just post the link and save some space in the ATOT database! ;):D

Not so much a joke site. It's askmen.com's "joke a day" section. I like posting the ones that get a 9/10 rating as they're usually pretty funny.