ESTEBAN ( The Guitar sellin' Guy on tv) Johnny Cash KnockOff!

[CorCentral]

Acting and Sounding like Johnny Cash to sell his cheap ass guitars on Tv to the STUPID hillbilly public out there. He has the !^%#^$@# NERVE ! I'd buy a real Johnny Cash Guitar for 10k+ and bash it over his damn head on live tv if I had the chance!

I don't know if most know here, but you may of seen that commercial on TV where you think it's Johnny Cash singin'....................... I've been every where man I've been everywhere man (he goes through the cities, names a few, etc.) It's not him........ Trust me!

Esteban= Johnny Cash FAKE! BEWARE!

 

[RagingBITCH]

wtf are you talking about? who gives a sh!t?

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
wtf are you talking about? who gives a sh!t?

1. Learn to read.............. 2. I do ya' numbnut !

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
wtf are you talking about? who gives a sh!t?

 

[Goosemaster]

Johnny never had nails like that

 

[Stretchman]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Johnny never had nails like that

Nor were they manicured as nicely.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Stretchman

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Johnny never had nails like that

Nor were they manicured as nicely.

Johnny was real man.

 

[CorCentral]

I like how all of you write off someone like Johnny Cash so easily.

 

[MazerRackham]

Yeah, but was Johnny Cash in a Geico commercial?

Advantage: Esteban.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
I like how all of you write off someone like Johnny Cash so easily.

Who?

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: CorCentral
I like how all of you write off someone like Johnny Cash so easily.

Who?

Whom!

 

[RaDragon]

Just because Esteban resembles Johnny Cash, doesn't mean he's trying to be like Johnny Cash. For one thing, he's not known for his singing, but his mean guitar-playing skills.

 

[Splork]

Yeah man. All I can say is lay off the co*e and take a downer pill. It's not that big of a deal.

-sp

 

[FrustratedUser]

nef!

 

[chipy]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Yeah, but was Johnny Cash in a Geico commercial?

Advantage: Esteban.

yup! i love Geico commercials... and Esteban seems to be the latest one. have yall seen the one with the quinzipplet razor or whatever the F that is? hehe that one was fuuuunnnny!

chipy

 

[BoldAsLove]

esteban rips...i have one of his cds. He mainly plays spanish classical guitar..so for people who like that, get some of his cds, the guy rips

 

[Fritzo]

That guy's hilarious...he's like a self promoted music star. His products are pretty crappy too. My neighbor is a TV Shopping addict, and thought it would be a good idea to pick one up for her son. They got the acoustic Esteban, and the tuner machines were so crappy it wouldn't stay in tune for more than 20 minutes, the neck was bowed to the left (looks like it wasn't mounted right), and in the places where you would expect to see wood (like the bridge), they used plastic! WTF? You can get a decent Epiphone for about the same price and it would be a lot higher quality.

I watched his segment on one of the HSN channels the other day and he screwed up while playing "Secret Agent Man" live on the air. Heheheh...he forgot the song halfway though.

 

[shimsham]

wth makes you think hes trying to act like cash? ive seen the infomercial, and i never thought anything about cash while watching it.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: shimsham
wth makes you think hes trying to act like cash? ive seen the infomercial, and i never thought anything about cash while watching it.

Yeah, I thought he was acting more like Stevie Ray Vaughn myself.

 

[Slickone]

Yep, I thought 'Johnny Cash' as soon as i saw his commericial last night (before seeing this thread).