eLiTeGoodGuy
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Not sure if you've seen this one. Did a search didn't see anything.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably has spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love you."
The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey! I love you too!"
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably has spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love you."
The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey! I love you too!"
