errr: so im eating at the table downstairs, and the kitty keeps coming up to get some food

[WarDemon666]

process goes over and over and over. oh shes back!

20th time maybe.. lol

when i put her down its like one of those wind up cars, takes off super fast no fuss!

oh shes back. lol

what to do!

 

[Pandaren]

I have no idea. I like cats, but I've never owned one. Pics?

 

[WarDemon666]

errr,, lol.. ive posted pics of my kitty too many times!! lol...


pics of kitty:

kitty1.jpg
kitty2.jpg
kitty3.jpg
kitty4.jpg
kitty5.jpg
kitty6.jpg
kitty7.jpg

Oh, dial up users beware

 

[Bryophyte]

Get a squirt bottle and fill it with water. Squirt her every time she jumps up. You can hiss while you do it. If you really want to offend her, put a little lemon juice or vinegar in the water. She'll figure it out eventually.

 

[WarDemon666]

hahah, never got around to getting of one those yet...

OMFG

IM LATE FOR CLASS...

DAMN YOU ATOT!!

 

[Fausto]

NO KITTAH, THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!

MOOOOM!! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!!

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Get a squirt bottle and fill it with water. Squirt her every time she jumps up. You can hiss while you do it. If you really want to offend her, put a little lemon juice or vinegar in the water. She'll figure it out eventually.

:thumbsup: Probably the best/most humane way to train your cat.

 

[Pandaren]

Nice pics I've rarely seen an orange female cat.

 

[WarDemon666]

Originally posted by: Fausto
NO KITTAH, THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!

MOOOOM!! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!!

last post b4 i leave..


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bootprint]

Time to get a laser pointer and wear her out.

 

[pyonir]

GO TO CLASS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Get a squirt bottle and fill it with water. Squirt her every time she jumps up.

That's what I was going to suggest as well. If our cats get on the table or something, we just have to aim the squirt bottle at them and they jump down pretty damn quickly.

 

[kranky]

And in your cat's diary, you find....

DAY 752 - My captor continues to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. He dines lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

 

[Gothgar]

jesus, did you give you cat some crack or something?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: kranky
And in your cat's diary, you find....

DAY 752 - My captor continues to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. He dines lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

lol

 

[Francodman]

Originally posted by: kranky
And in your cat's diary, you find....

DAY 752 - My captor continues to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. He dines lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

WTF Cat's don't have diaries!

 

[Tylanner]

Any mid-air pics?

Kittens in flight are my thing

Aaaaannnyyyway

Originally posted by: Fausto
NO KITTAH, THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!

MOOOOM!! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!!

Originally posted by: kranky
And in your cat's diary, you find....

DAY 752 - My captor continues to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. He dines lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

lolololol

Kittys are just little balls of comedy.

 

[Phoenix86]

Does anyone else find it a little funny that someone with "war" "demon" and "666" in his username is posting about his kitty?

 

[MacBaine]

With a kitten that cute, it knows it's only a matter of time before it gets its way.

 

[WarDemon666]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
With a kitten that cute, it knows it's only a matter of time before it gets its way.

nooo i wont give in.

I AM THE BOSS AROUND HERE!!!

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: pyonir
GO TO CLASS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

Just skip. You'll have more fun neffing.

 

[WarDemon666]

went to class. exam.. lol

went well, only thing i didnt remember was the prefix before instering unicode symbols into HTML.. for example, &#x00F6 etc,, i think it was &#x but I forgot

 

[torpid]

i'm not a big fan of the squir bottle at all. first off, he's still going to get up on the counters while you are gone. of course if you aren't eating you may have achieved your goal. but more importantly, he will associate you with punishment AND be extremely resistant to being bathed or sprayed with any sort of cat shampoo.

 

[WarDemon666]

Originally posted by: torpid
i'm not a big fan of the squir bottle at all. first off, he's still going to get up on the counters while you are gone. of course if you aren't eating you may have achieved your goal. but more importantly, he will associate you with punishment AND be extremely resistant to being bathed or sprayed with any sort of cat shampoo.

 

[TLfromAI]

Isn't this the cat that eats it's litter?