Err are ducks supposed to be scared of people?

halik

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It's just kinda chillin there, we gave it some bread and it will eat it from your hand. My mom was even able to pick the duck up...

I've never seen random wild mallard duck like that - they can't get rabies, right?

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PepePeru

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no, they can't get rabbies, but they can get rabbis so protect your dong at all costs


 

Crono

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How are rabbies formed?

Anyway, ducks are insane. Don't mess with ducks.
 

lxskllr

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Nope. Just enjoy his company while he's there, and he should leave after awhile. I had a blue jay visit my work truck once. He flew inside, and perched on the dash. I hand fed it some doughnuts, and he left about 10 minutes later. One of my stranger wildlife experiences.
 

Barfo

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Cool. When I was a kid some neighbors had a duck that acted like a dog with us, he'd let us tackle and chase him, then chase us back. Good times :)
 
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Yay it's Spring here, should see approximately a billion little baby ducks pop up around town very soon :) Ducks rule, they're so crazy-looking. What the hell was Darwin thinking?
 

fulltilt39

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wow, you're good. i guess that's what it means to be a Lifer. maybe someday <sigh>
 

Dirigible

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Ducks usually lie. Don't believe anything it tells you. Especially don't wish for a big fancy chariot.
 

halik

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Originally posted by: fulltilt39
wow, you're good. i guess that's what it means to be a Lifer. maybe someday <sigh>

Everyone and their ma has a camera phone nowadays; send your thanks to steve jobs.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: Freshgeardude

but he got friendzoned

Not necessarily. Maybe she's a fuck friend.

Or he could be like "let's fuck like duck"
 

zinfamous

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nice duck.

good thing it isn't a goose--asshole would probably try to bite your face off.
 

KeithTalent

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Did you use a fake arm to hold the glass? Looks like a mannequin hand. Duck bites don't hurt very much, so you shouldn't worry.

KT