EpiPen the video game

brainhulk

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http://kotaku.com/epipen-tycoon-pokes-fun-at-the-dark-reality-of-pharmace-1786008743

There are only three controls in EpiPen Tycoon. You can increase the price of an EpiPen by $5, reduce it by $5, or, in the rare occasions that the public gets too mad at you, deploy a few outrage-deflating special bonuses.

You, Heather Bresch, are the CEO of Mylan. You want to make as much money as possible by selling EpiPens. If your customers die, they die.

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disappoint

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Donald Trump made the news just now. Reportedly he invested millions in Pfizer stock. Quoted as saying: "Business at Pfizer is yuge, now very yuuuge. Rock solid investment. We foresee big gains, very big gains. Big, big yuuuge gains. Very hot stock right now, very hot. Hot and yuge."
 

purbeast0

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LOL that was pretty good. The 2nd time I played it I pretty much just kept my hand on the up arrow with occasionally using a power up or going back down, and it was very easy to beat and took like 2 minutes.

"Greetings from St. Barta!"
 

shortylickens

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Donald Trump made the news just now. Reportedly he invested millions in Pfizer stock. Quoted as saying: "Business at Pfizer is yuge, now very yuuuge. Rock solid investment. We foresee big gains, very big gains. Big, big yuuuge gains. Very hot stock right now, very hot. Hot and yuge."

More like a year ago

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/a...-blame-pfizer-for-corporate-inversion-problem

http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-pfizer-allergan-deal-inversion-2015-11