EPIC f'ing fail

[tyler811]

I just got done cutting my grass and I was all sweaty dirty and smelly. So I walk inside the house and start grabbing some fresh clothes. The first I grabbed was a fresh pair of widy tidys (briefs)

When the dog starts barking. I walk to the front of the house and outside in my driveway is my new neighbor. About 26-27 long blonde hair with green eyes and 5'7 which is all legs. Beautiful and sweet as can be (no pics sorry I dont post pics of people). She is pushing her baby in the stroller and stopped by to see if my wife wanted to go walking with her. I walk outside and she starts giggling. We talk for a few minutes and I imagine I am quite the sight as this is why she is giggling. She leaves and I go to walk back into the house as I go to open the door I raise my hand to the door knob and realize I had my underwear in my hand the entire I was talking to her.

UGH!!!!!

 

[CRXican]

cool fable Aesop

 

[Titan]

were you in the pool?

 

[Barfo]

cool story bro

 

[waggy]

hahahah

 

[mugs]

Widy tidy? :laugh:

 

[her209]

Shens. We need a picture of the underwear for proof.

 

[TecHNooB]

Gotta laugh at yourself for that Not epic fail imo.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You were never getting any anyway, so nothing lost.

 

[CRXican]

would have been more awesome if you all you were wearing was "widy tidys"

 

[MBony]

Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Gotta laugh at yourself for that Not epic fail imo.

Definitely not epic, but fail nonetheless. Congrats! :beer:

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: mugs
Widy tidy? :laugh:

Definitely the best part of the story!

 

[Tim]

"widy tidys"

This is the epic part :laugh:

 

[Lamont Burns]

never happened, nice story tho.

Reality: You probably saw a hot girl on the sidewalk and fapped in the living room window.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: mugs
Widy tidy? :laugh:

aka Fat n Neats

 

[BW86]

lol

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Errr... it's 'whitey tighties". I can see where you made this mistake - American accents make no distinction between T and D.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

cool story, bro!

 

[Gibson486]

little chilly in here, huh?

 

[lxskllr]

Were there visible skid marks?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: tyler811
widy tidys (briefs)

fail x2...they're called tighty whities

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Errr... it's 'whitey tighties". I can see where you made this mistake - American accents make no distinction between T and D.

It's tighty whities, there's a thread about that.

 

[buck]

Who wears tighty whiteys anymore?

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: tyler811
widy tidys (briefs)

fail x2...they're called tighty whities

yea what the deuce?

that is more f'ing fail than the OP's story.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: buck
Who wears tighty whiteys anymore?

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I picture the OP as some silly gramps.