Enzyte - Does it work?

UsandThem

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I know the commercials are annoying.....

Everybody probably knows what is and what it claims to do, but does it really work? Somebody here has had to try it by now.

Please try to keep it clean so this thread does not get locked (I already know that many here claim to be the next Ron Jeremy).

 

AdamSnow

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I'll never have to find out :)

EDIT: I would be scared to try it in fear that I would walk around with a HUGE SMILE all the time!
ahhhhh!
 

calvinbiss

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i've been tempted...but if it works, that would suck becasue then you would be addicted to it until you're like 90! thats alot of scratch to spend if you're already married, and you're only going to bone the same chick for the rest of your life.
 

Pacfanweb

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Doesn't work for me. I can't get mine to grow longer than a foot no matter how much I take.
 

Vegito

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there was an article a few weeks back, all these things leads to high blood pressure and was at the end of giving you a stroke.. not that type of stroke
 

UsandThem

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Originally posted by: calvinbiss
i've been tempted...but if it works, that would suck becasue then you would be addicted to it until you're like 90! thats alot of scratch to spend if you're already married, and you're only going to bone the same chick for the rest of your life.

I wonder if you stop taking it if the results would end.

"Someone's got a tiny dick..."

No, but if I can go bigger, why not?

It is kind of like breast implants.....you can never have enough :)
 

UsandThem

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Originally posted by: forcesho
there was an article a few weeks back, all these things leads to high blood pressure and was at the end of giving you a stroke.. not that type of stroke

Link?

 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: UsandThem
Originally posted by: calvinbiss
i've been tempted...but if it works, that would suck becasue then you would be addicted to it until you're like 90! thats alot of scratch to spend if you're already married, and you're only going to bone the same chick for the rest of your life.

I wonder if you stop taking it if the results would end.

"Someone's got a tiny dick..."

No, but if I can go bigger and be able to actually find it when not aroused, why not?

It is kind of like breast implants.....you can never have enough :)
Hmm....

 

dawks

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"if your erection lasts more then 4 hours, seek medical attention immediatly"
 

AdamSnow

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Originally posted by: Fausto
:music: Someone's got a tiny dick...:music:
Do-Da, Do-Da

hahahahaha! I love it! :)

And about the sports car thread... *cough* Dont look in my signature! *cough* hahahahaha :)
 

Deeko

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According to the commercials, if you have a big dick, you'll be better at everything you do. Golf, your job, etc. However, you'll still have a butt ugly wife. Shouldn't THAT be more the goal?
 

UsandThem

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: UsandThem
Originally posted by: calvinbiss
i've been tempted...but if it works, that would suck becasue then you would be addicted to it until you're like 90! thats alot of scratch to spend if you're already married, and you're only going to bone the same chick for the rest of your life.

I wonder if you stop taking it if the results would end.

"Someone's got a tiny dick..."

No, but if I can go bigger and be able to actually find it when not aroused, why not?

It is kind of like breast implants.....you can never have enough In women:)
Hmm....

 

etalns

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Originally posted by: dawks
"if your erection lasts more then 4 hours, seek medical attention immediatly"

If your grammar sucks more than dawks, seek educational attention immediately.
 

elektrolokomotive

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Originally posted by: dawks
"if your erection lasts more then 4 hours, seek medical attention immediatly"

That just worries me. I mean, what are they going to do? Stick a needle into you and drain the blood? <shudders>.



 

OutHouse

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Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
Originally posted by: dawks
"if your erection lasts more then 4 hours, seek medical attention immediatly"

That just worries me. I mean, what are they going to do? Stick a needle into you and drain the blood? <shudders>.

a boner for 4 hours isnt for Enzte. its for viagra and Levrita.


but back on topic. i see those ads all the time adn i wonder how they can get away with it for so long. then i start thinking that, hey they have been advertising for so long, the FDA must have looked at them by now so it must work...;)