Environmentalists Unite Against The Evil!!!!!

Windogg

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Ooooooo.... those lousy technology people really make my blood boil. I can't believe they want to destroy the Earth. We must stand up the advancement and fight for any worthy cause that make up feel warm and fuzzy. Read on dear friends.....

The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The Horror Must Be Stopped!

 

Killbat

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OH MY GOD! I INGEST DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE EVERY DAY!

Wait, you didn't suggest what we can do about this. Should we, what, write our senators?
 

Yeeny

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So is that what caused the sudden sex change Windogg? Because if it made you look like that, I am buying stock! ;)
 

jhu

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what's even worse is that these same people are giving hydrogen hydroxide to their kids, using it on cars, and even sparying it on people! oh the horror!
 

Pretender

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Well if al gore can invent something as powerful as the internet, I'm sure he can solve this problem in his sleep. Good thinking windogg!
 

Killbat

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"Holy @%%! I just realized what dihydrogen monoxide is and I can't stop laughing."

I'm pretty sure that's one of the symptoms of dihydrogen monoxide intake. You'd better get yourself to the hospital ASAP.
 

Pretender

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I'm usually not this stupid...I'm just under the influence of a cold and my brain isn't working quite right. Good one Windogg :)
 

Dave

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... this dihydrogen monoxide threat must be reported immediately to the one organization that cares about our children: the Keep Our Own Kids Safe society ............
 

DABANSHEE

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Well the average male today is left than half as fertile as there fathers' were at the same age cause of all these bloody chemicals. Plus rates of new-borns suffereing from Hermaphraditism are like doubling every year (admittedly from a small base, but that's changing at a rapid rate).

Frogs are a good indicator about the sort of life future generations are going to have, because of their porous bodies they absorb all the chemicals being washed down into our water ways. & right now the're having a bad time of it with a huge percentage of frogs developing up with gross mutations like no legs, or 3 legs or genitalia all mutated & shrunk & twisted heads or no heads, etc, etc.

Really its disgusting what we are doing to our planets & our fellow inhabitants.
 

Pretender

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Those damn whales need dihydrogen monoxide to survive! They started the plot to create more DHMO to make their lives easier! Nuke the bastards!
 

Windogg

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Hi,

My name is Windogg. My mom was a DHMO Mom and I became a DHMO baby. I never really kicked the habit, it just got worse as the years went on. I fell in with the wrong crowd they encouraged me to take in as much as I could. Sad to say the it has developed into a 80 Ounce a day habit. Its has cost me a fortune to support. Britta, exotic cooling, and fancy containers. It sad to see my investment eventually flushed down the toilet. I'm afraid I will die if I stop.

Windogg
 

etech

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Oct 9, 1999
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The only safe way of ingesting Dihydrogen monoxide is to mix it with bourbon. Of course you must find the branch form of dihydrogen monoxide.
 

Pretender

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Branch form? That would be the solid form of dihydrogen monoxide, right? Solid dihydrogen monoxide is very difficult to find on Earth, due to the remote distribution of it on Earth. However, in a controlled cubical laboratory setting, using dangerous chemicals such as freon, it is possible to obtain.
 

DABANSHEE

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Oh H2O, very funny:)

ROTFLMAO:):)

You all got me.

But I got my sister in-law on the ole 'why don't the horses drown in water polo?' the other day. She answered back, that the're trained for it. Then she comes over today & tells me that she ought to slap me, cause she saw the water polo last night on the telly & realised I got her a good one.

She's Irish, which explains it, but what's my excuse.