Enhanced job descriptions

[raanemaan]

People are always enhancing their job descriptions. I would like to hear some that the people at ATOT can come up with. Real or Fake Mine

Worked in the hazardous material sector. My specialty is cleaning up and the proper disposal of biohazardous material for the entertainment industry.

Reality Worked as a janitor in an adult bookstore/theater

 

[Chronoshock]

Ugh yuck...what's the grossest thing you found?

 

[Ogg]

you did? :shocked:
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww


lets hear the good stories?

 

[DnetMHZ]

you were a jizz mopper??

 

[raanemaan]

When you stepped in something you didn't go ewww what is it you knew.

 

[Amorphus]

raanemaan - your job reminds me of this (good read).

 

[PanzerIV]

(Not my real jobs)

Enhanced: Home Outdoor Environmental Specialist

Reality: Pool boy


Enhanced: Commercial Domestic Engineer Facilitator

Reality: Hotel maid

Enhanced: Perishables Transportation Coordinator

Reality: Pizza delivery guy

 

[kranky]

Lead Logistics Coordinator
Manages material and document transportation, ensuring that production needs are satisfied, based on a supra-kanban methodology. Responsible for ensuring appropriate venue and relocation system are identified, and that all material and documents are available in real-time. Also responsible for maintaining established inventory levels and ensuring that material and document relocation activities are performed as required by fluctuating business needs.

Or, just call me the mailroom clerk.