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From an actual 2-page advertisement in the February edition of Golf Digest:

LAUNCHER 460 COMP
(beta-titanium composite)

"ALL DAY LONG"

Millions of men suffer from trajectile disfunction (TD). The Cleveland Launcher 460 Comp will give you the impressive length you've always wanted. Part carbon fiber and part beta titanium, the Launcher 460 Comp is clinically proven to help you go longer and stronger, all day long. And it's ready when you are. Ask your swing doctor today if the Launcher 460 Comp is right for you.

IndIvidual results may vary. The most common side effects are sudden increases in distance and the urge to double your bets. Use as directed. Only an authorized Cleveland retailer can treat Trajectile Dysfunction.

The advertisment shows a man and a woman cuddling on a couch. The man is gripping the shaft (pun intended ) of the golf club and has a big grin on his face.


While the advertisement is somewhat humorous, in a way it makes me not want to buy Cleveland products anymore.

 

[slick230]

Wow, is that some of that witty golf humor I've been hearing about? :roll:

 

[meltdown75]

Nice. heheh

 

[saxophonoia]

hehe

 

If you experience a golf game longer than four hours, contact the cute girl driving the beverage cart immediately.

 

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Originally posted by: jumpr
If you experience a golf game longer than four hours, contact the cute girl driving the beverage cart immediately.

What if she's not cute? Or what if she's a dude?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: jumpr
If you experience a golf game longer than four hours, contact the cute girl driving the beverage cart immediately.

We have some really cool cart girls @ our course. Perhaps :camera:s are in order once the season starts. They're not crazy hot but they all have massive mams.

 

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Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: jumpr
If you experience a golf game longer than four hours, contact the cute girl driving the beverage cart immediately.

We have some really cool cart girls @ our course. Perhaps :camera:s are in order once the season starts. They're not crazy hot but they all have massive mams.

You own a course?