English Muffins

[edro]

Every time I eat an English Muffin, I get stomach pain for ~30 min. after consumption.

I do not get stomach pain from any other foods that I know of, including all other types of breads (flat bread, bagels, toast, donuts, etc.)

It doesn't seem to matter if it is part of a sandwich, or plain.

What makes English Muffins so evil?

 

[Crono]

High amount of CO2? Gluten? No idea if it's just english muffins.

 

[Newbian]

I would suggest you stop eating them but that would be to easy.

 

[Colt45]

your avatar reminds me of this.

 

[bignateyk]

It's just your body telling you it wants more. Try eating a whole package next time.

 

[guyver01]

What makes English Muffins so evil?

nooks and crannies

or cornmeal

 

[bignateyk]

nooks and crannies

or cornmeal

leave the nooks out of this.

 

[Crono]

It's all the crooks and grannies

Fixed.

 

[lizardth]

The English do not want you eating their muffins!!!

What about other types of sourdough bread?

 

[Iron Woode]

crumpets > English muffins

 

[DesiPower]

English muffin always reminds me of Will & Grace

Karen: If that dress were any higher up I could see you English Muffin.
Lorraine: Well, you're one to talk. If that top was any lower I could see your Yankee Doodles!

 

[moshquerade]

Skip the English muffins. Lately I've been eating these for breakfast with a little bit of lite strawberry cream cheese spread.
A whole bagel is too big for me, these are thinned down, and just right. Brilliant idea.

 

[PricklyPete]

Clearly there is an ingredient that doesn't favor you. Have you tried several brands or just one?

 

[Kntx]

Are you putting bacon on it? If not that could be the problem.

 

[DesiPower]

Are you putting bacon on it? If not that could be the problem.

Owned!

 

[surfsatwerk]

Cigarettes and coffee, that is breakfast. Food is not natural to the human body and must be abstained from until it's time to start drinking again.

 

[QuantumPion]

Are you putting bacon on it? If not that could be the problem.

agree

 

[shortylickens]

English muffin always reminds me of Will & Grace

Karen: If that dress were any higher up I could see you English Muffin.
Lorraine: Well, you're one to talk. If that top was any lower I could see your Yankee Doodles!

Which is precisely why I dont watch Will & Grace.

 

[Aharami]

try whole wheat english muffins.

 

[edro]

I usually don't eat them (partly due to the pain), but I tried out Subway's breakfast sandwich today which spurred the creation of this thread.

It was the Double Egg and Bacon Sandwich.

It happens on Thomas brand, McDonalds, Subway, generic, etc.
It's gotta be something in the bread or process.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

try gluten free muffins

 

[JulesMaximus]

English muffin always reminds me of Will & Grace

Karen: If that dress were any higher up I could see you English Muffin.
Lorraine: Well, you're one to talk. If that top was any lower I could see your Yankee Doodles!

Do you know how I know you're gay?

 

[gaidensensei]

I usually don't eat them (partly due to the pain), but I tried out Subway's breakfast sandwich today which spurred the creation of this thread.

It was the Double Egg and Bacon Sandwich.

It happens on Thomas brand, McDonalds, Subway, generic, etc.
It's gotta be something in the bread or process.

There's some byproduct in it that you are probably intolerant to. Maybe a specific wheat/rye/gluten like others are saying. Buy some and look at the ingredients to start up process of elimination?

 

[DesiPower]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

coz i love Will?

 

[brblx]

so are muffins (you know, the kind that are actually good) called 'american muffins' in england?