Ending For Star Wars Episode III

[Amplifier]

Regretting his introduction in Episode I George Lucas has Jar-Jar Binks gets slashed to pieces by light sabers and blasters.

I can dream can't I?

 

[Sphexi]

Lucas doesn't care, don't you get it? He's an evil evil man. He's already said that he's making these the way HE wants them to be, and isn't worried if people like them or not.

 

[Geekling]

Why would he care? He's already made all the money he needs.

 

[thelastmccabe]

I hear that at the end, Anakin forces the trainer to pop his dislocated shoulder back in to place, and takes the needle in his sprained ankle so he can go back in the game in the 4th quarter and lead the panthers to the big win over their arch rival, the McNeeseville Eagles. But on the last play, he tears his acl, so he loses most of his scholarship offers. And obi wan is his girlfriend hoping to ride his success out of their two bit dump of a town and he's all like, "nnoooo!!! But you were the chosen one!!!! Go force power acl tear repair ability!"

But it does not work.

 

[MegaWorks]

If Jar-Jar Binks gets killed in Episode III, I'll be one of those who will scream "YEAHHH!!" in the theater.

 

[spidey07]

I like jar-jar and his people. they are funnay and added a completely new dimension to the inner relationships and diplomacy that the princess had to culture and display respectively.

 

[thelastmccabe]

wo did bush really say that?

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
If Jar-Jar Binks gets killed in Episode III, I'll be one of those who will scream "YEAHHH!!" in the theater.

It would be one of the loudest cheers in movie history.

 

I hear rumors of Lucas appearing as himself in episode three, and he gets blown up.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Jar-jar has to die, doesn't he? I mean, he becomes a fairly major player in the republic, so he's got to be cut down to make way for the empire.

I can hope. I think it is fairly probably that he'll get offed.

 

[Steve]

Considering he's not in IV, V, or VI, it would be prudent to write him out somehow.

 

[Lorn]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Lucas doesn't care, don't you get it? He's an evil evil man. He's already said that he's making these the way HE wants them to be, and isn't worried if people like them or not.

Directors are evil for showing their own vision?

Cry.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: sm8000
Considering he's not in IV, V, or VI, it would be prudent to write him out somehow.

Well, IV takes place about 20 years or so after III, so they don't necessarily have to get rid of him....it can be assumed that he died naturally at some point in between.

Then again, we can always hope, can't we?

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: NOLOVE

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Lucas doesn't care, don't you get it? He's an evil evil man. He's already said that he's making these the way HE wants them to be, and isn't worried if people like them or not.

Directors are evil for showing their own vision?

Cry.

Cry? Ok do you get how horrible Jar-Jar Binks was? No, no you don't. You must be a father who's been through so many Barney shows that you're immune to the terribleness that was Jar-Jar Binks. For the rest of us a slow death of Jar-Jar binks is the only thing Lucas can give us to right his wrongs.

 

[Lorn]

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: NOLOVE

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Lucas doesn't care, don't you get it? He's an evil evil man. He's already said that he's making these the way HE wants them to be, and isn't worried if people like them or not.

Directors are evil for showing their own vision?

Cry.

Cry? Ok do you get how horrible Jar-Jar Binks was? No, no you don't. You must be a father who's been through so many Barney shows that you're immune to the terribleness that was Jar-Jar Binks. For the rest of us a slow death of Jar-Jar binks is the only thing Lucas can give us to right his wrongs.

Jar-Jar Binks was god-awful, but does that make George Lucas an evil man? Hell no.

 

[Blayze]

Jar Jar wasn't that bad.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Lucas doesn't care, don't you get it? He's an evil evil man. He's already said that he's making these the way HE wants them to be, and isn't worried if people like them or not.

Isn't that what all movie directors are supposed to do? Make the movie the way he/she thinks it should be made, and hope the audiences like it.....the only difference is Lucas is rich enough that he doesn't have to care whether the audiences like it or not.

He started with Episode IV for a reason....he put out the stories to sample groups and IV, V and VI got the best response.
So I don't see why folks are bitching about any of the recent three....he always knew that the original three were the better stories, but he finally put out I, II, and III to satisfy people.
Then they bitch because they weren't as good as IV, V and VI.

I personally wish he'd go ahead and make VII, VIII and IX, while Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher are still with us and capable.

 

[Blayze]

Ending them with 6 is good. Its the story of Anakin, and it was finished in Jedi.

 

[myusername]

jarjar will die in an anonymous fireball, without getting to see the color of his blood, or hear any "meesa" deathbed statements. probably while attempting some sort of heroics. or maybe he dies in a gutter with a bottle of cheap wine in his hand after sustaining mortal injuries from an exotic dancer with 6 arms and blue skin?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
If Jar-Jar Binks gets killed in Episode III, I'll be one of those who will scream "YEAHHH!!" in the theater.

It would be one of the loudest cheers in movie history.

Doesn't happen. Jar-Jar has 2 lines in the film and then he's done -but he doesn't die.

 

[myusername]

Good God man! That means he could be digitally reintroduceed to the HD remasters of eps 4-6 :shocked:

 

[aswedc]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
If Jar-Jar Binks gets killed in Episode III, I'll be one of those who will scream "YEAHHH!!" in the theater.

It would be one of the loudest cheers in movie history.

Doesn't happen. Jar-Jar has 2 lines in the film and then he's done -but he doesn't die.

He has no lines. They were cut. He still appears though.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: aswedc

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
If Jar-Jar Binks gets killed in Episode III, I'll be one of those who will scream "YEAHHH!!" in the theater.

It would be one of the loudest cheers in movie history.

Doesn't happen. Jar-Jar has 2 lines in the film and then he's done -but he doesn't die.

He has no lines. They were cut. He still appears though.

His 2 lines in the script are laying on the cutting room floor? Nice.

 

[edmundoab]

Originally posted by: SampSon
I hear rumors of Lucas appearing as himself in episode three, and he gets blown up.

well if time permits he might want to do episode 7,8,9

 

[dderidex]

Ideal ending...

Darth Vader (in suit) walks up beside the Emperor on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, hands folding across chest...

Looking out into space...at the Death Star under construction.

The screen lights up as the Death Star fires it's test shot...at Naboo.

Scene changes...to Jar Jar and a small army of Gungans...happily skipping around in a field or something. As a whole is torn in the clouds, and a beam of energy smashes into the ground. Basically an ID4 like effect with shockwave heading out and all...and we then get a closeup of Jar Jar melting down to the bone in the wind from blast before the WHOLE PLANET EXPLODES!
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Hey, the does remind me, though. You've all heard about the new re-re-release of the original trilogies, right?

Yeah, apparently, in this extra-special-super-duper edition...

...Aldaraan fires first.

You heard it here first, folks!