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Osama Bin Laden had to reschedule his highly publicized (On ATOT) end of the world. He was forced to delay Armageddon for at least a week when his Favorite camel and lover, Allibabah fell ill from a rare venereal disease contracted from a human/camel contact. Though we were able to obtain video footage of Osama and his beloved Allibabah we are unable to present it, because of inappropriate content.
As for a set date for the rescheduled, and highly anticipated nuclear attack on the United States, Osama was quoted, "Killing infidels isn't important right now, I have Allibabah to worry about." I then asked how a man could possibly love a Camel, and I was quickly stuck with the back end of an AK47. Osama then reprimanded his guard in language, I was not familiar with, and then replied to the question, "Love is Love it can transcend genders, and even species." At this point I was feeling really awkward, as the already shirtless Osama began to rub his sick camel?s nipple. He then asked everyone to leave; I then heard some very strange noises coming from the cave. After talking to the guard they then informed me the End of the World will indefinitely be delayed.
*Video Allibabah and Osama, Osama is out of the picture and to the right. One of the things Osama loved is how Allibabah is a "Screamer".
Osama Bin Laden had to reschedule his highly publicized (On ATOT) end of the world. He was forced to delay Armageddon for at least a week when his Favorite camel and lover, Allibabah fell ill from a rare venereal disease contracted from a human/camel contact. Though we were able to obtain video footage of Osama and his beloved Allibabah we are unable to present it, because of inappropriate content.
As for a set date for the rescheduled, and highly anticipated nuclear attack on the United States, Osama was quoted, "Killing infidels isn't important right now, I have Allibabah to worry about." I then asked how a man could possibly love a Camel, and I was quickly stuck with the back end of an AK47. Osama then reprimanded his guard in language, I was not familiar with, and then replied to the question, "Love is Love it can transcend genders, and even species." At this point I was feeling really awkward, as the already shirtless Osama began to rub his sick camel?s nipple. He then asked everyone to leave; I then heard some very strange noises coming from the cave. After talking to the guard they then informed me the End of the World will indefinitely be delayed.
*Video Allibabah and Osama, Osama is out of the picture and to the right. One of the things Osama loved is how Allibabah is a "Screamer".
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