Employment Test.(Brought to you, once again by Brutuskend)

Brutuskend

Lifer
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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. Your best friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect woman/man you have been dreaming about all your life.

There can only be one passenger in your car and you can't return to the bus stop once you have left it. Which one would you choose to offer a ride?

Think before you continue reading................... This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job selection process.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take your best friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. WHAT DID HE SAY?.........

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He answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."


The moral of the story is that we can gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations and "Think Outside of the Box."

Nobody came up with the correct answer which is, of course, to run over the old lady and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect woman/man on the hood of your car and then drive off with your best friend to the nearest pub to celebrate,..........
 

yakko

Lifer
Apr 18, 2000
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So when I said I would just point and laugh at the carless losers that is why I didn't get the job.
 

Maetryx

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At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Maetryx
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.



hahaha, sorry brutuskend, better than yours! yours was pretty good though!
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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I suck.............


Guess I'll just NOT post anymore jokes then.








































J/K It's the only way I can punish you guys without getting banned or something!! ;)
 

DorkBoy

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

hehehe that was funny :)