Emergency! Please Help!

[yankeesfan]

I need to cut my nails, but I can't find my nail clippers.

CAN IT BE DONE?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I use my swiss army knife scissors

 

[FoBoT]

srsly?

call your mother

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Scissors, Knife, or a blowtorch.

Use your discretion.

 

[Cheeseplug]

You gots teefus, don't you?

 

[Kaervak]

Chainsaw.

 

[xanis]

Are you serious? Go to CVS or the grocery store and get a new pair. Problem solved.

 

[Newbian]

Use a grinder.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Rub them on the pavement until they wear down.

 

[FoBoT]

You gots teefus, don't you?

when i was a small child, like 3-4 years old, i would bite my toenails

 

[PhoKingGuy]

I know how to do it perfectly but im not going to tell you because you're a yankees fan

 

[Possessed Freak]

teeth?

 

[moshquerade]

crying wolf?