Embarrassing way to get out of an indecent exposure charge.

notfred

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If it's a repost the repost police can bite me and go give a lesson on "proper thread naming technique" to the original poster.
 

iamme

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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA.........sucks to be him!

According to Asteak, physician Eric Schoeppner examined Peters and found his penis is only 1 inches long when flaccid and four inches erect.

Just to make sure the measurement wasn't a mistake, the doctor administered Viagra to Peters and measured again. The penis was still four inches long, Asteak said.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: notfred
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If it's a repost the repost police can bite me and go give a lesson on "proper thread naming technique" to the original poster.

Man, after this your girlfriend is going to wonder where you got all the bit marks from :)

And yes I feel for the poor guy...
 

Vic

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Wow... totally sucks to be that guy. Not only is he hung like a peanut, but he has to tell the whole damn world about it (and his "considerable abdominal girth") in order to get out of a bogus indecent exposure charge filed by some crazy distraught witch. Sad... just sad...
 

tcsenter

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According to Asteak, physician Eric Schoeppner examined Peters and found his penis is only 1 inches long when flaccid and four inches erect.
Damn that guy is huge! :eek: :confused:
 

MrCoffee

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Originally posted by: tcsenter
According to Asteak, physician Eric Schoeppner examined Peters and found his penis is only 1 inches long when flaccid and four inches erect.
Damn that guy is huge! :eek: :confused:

Maybe the doctor needs practice with his motivation skills.
 

UglyCasanova

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She said she was horrified and felt violated by the incident.

Maybe I'm just insensitive or whatever but how in the hell could someone's penis accidently sticking out of the bottom of their shorts make you feel violated. Even worse is that she wants money for it.
 

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"No man would come in the courtroom and have the public talk about this without embarrassment and humiliation. But even more embarrassing would be a wrongful conviction, Asteak said.

Add to that the popularity of the internet, I feel bad for this gentleman :D
 

venk

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He really doesn't habe a 4" wang, the rest of it is hidden under his "substantial abdominal girth".
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
She said she was horrified and felt violated by the incident.
Maybe I'm just insensitive or whatever but how in the hell could someone's penis accidently sticking out of the bottom of their shorts make you feel violated. Even worse is that she wants money for it.
That was my thinking. I mean, jeez... I don't think her horror and violation can even compare to what this guy has been through for a year with her bogus charge against him.

Poor guy. I really feel bad for him.
 

silverpig

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That lady is fvcked.

When Assistant District Attorney Jay Jenkins asked the victim how she knows she didn't see a fold of skin protruding from Peters' shorts, she answered, "Because I'm a 47-year-old woman. I had a very healthy sex life with my husband. I know what a penis looks like."

She remembered that Peters is circumcised but admitted she doesn't have a lot of experience identifying penises.

"I've only ever seen one man erected," the woman said. "They're all different, aren't they?"
 

dmcowen674

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Is this woman sueing for money in a civil suit or criminal charges since it said "No man would come in the courtroom and have the public talk about this without embarrassment and humiliation. But even more embarrassing would be a wrongful conviction, Asteak said".

 

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And he has the last name "Peters" What are the odds? :confused: