Elon vs Mark Zuckerberg in MMA

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nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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Gosh, sure would be a shame if lighting rigging failed catastrophically and crushed both of them to death. Tragic loss for humanity, I know I'd weep endlessly.
 
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Red Squirrel

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Is this fight ACTUALLY happening or is this just a big meme? I don't have cable but I'm going to have to figure out a way to watch it if it really happens.

I think Zuck has the upper hand though, he's younger, actually works out, and pretty sure he knows martial arts. Elon is going to have some serious training to do. He may as well also buy Planet Fitness just because.
 
akugami

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nakedfrog said:
Gosh, sure would be a shame if lighting rigging failed catastrophically and crushed both of them to death. Tragic loss for humanity, I know I'd weep endlessly.
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This is just you thinking out loud right? I mean, we'd never resort to violence or make suggestions about how asshole billionaires die. Not that it wouldn't be entertaining if someone rigged the lightning to crush them to death. Or the ring is accidentally electrified and they die in a horrible ball of fire.
 
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akugami

akugami

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Red Squirrel said:
Is this fight ACTUALLY happening or is this just a big meme? I don't have cable but I'm going to have to figure out a way to watch it if it really happens.

I think Zuck has the upper hand though, he's younger, actually works out, and pretty sure he knows martial arts. Elon is going to have some serious training to do. He may as well also buy Planet Fitness just because.
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Man...you got something against Planet Fitness or something? Why wish them the kiss of death of Musk buying them?
 
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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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Not gonna happen however I so would watch it.
Zuck has taken to mma and beefed up a lot. My money would be on Zuck however size can be a huge advantage.
 
MrSquished

MrSquished

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They both suck, but Musk is an extra shitty person even compared to Zuck. I hope they both get damaged, but Musk gets destroyed at the end.
 
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i hope these two shitheads do each other in. the world will be a better place without them. their kids won't have a sociopath as a dad.
 
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A///

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akugami said:
This is just you thinking out loud right? I mean, we'd never resort to violence or make suggestions about how asshole billionaires die. Not that it wouldn't be entertaining if someone rigged the lightning to crush them to death. Or the ring is accidentally electrified and they die in a horrible ball of fire.
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I like the way this man or woman thinks.
 
Kaido

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Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box?
 
sdifox

sdifox

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will they also throw in a few lions? Just to be historically accurate.
 
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MtnMan

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If you want to match up two shit birds in a cage fight... I want to see Marjory Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobert match. They have already done the pre-match shit talking.
 
Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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MtnMan said:
If you want to match up two shit birds in a cage fight... I want to see Marjory Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobert match. They have already done the pre-match shit talking.
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No thanks, woman fights even professional fights turn me off I find them extremely creepy.
 
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