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DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: M16Grenadier
PC.

[sarcasm]Besides, who is this Elisha you guys are talking about ;) ? [/sarcasm]

You can easily sell it and spend half on a classy girl in town.

You're no longer welcome here, leave your membership card behind as the door hits you on the way out.
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

I think it's the latter ;)

ahem man card please.
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

As you sleep with more people you lear that sex is just sex. It is the sex newbs that don't understand this so I'm going to have to go with "DannyBoy is turning gay" for $2000 Alex.
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: jpeyton
Wow, 38 votes so far of people who've never had sex in their lives.

I'd take the PC easily. I could resell it for 7k, spend 2k on the classiest call girl in town, and come out 5k richer.

I'm sorry, but pussy is pussy (unless you fall in love...then there can only be one). Elisha is hot, but if you guys go outside once in a while, you'll find out that you can spot girls as hot as Elisha multiple times by just walking through a mall on a weekend, or going to a concert.

*yawn* The "u ugli loser" reply is old by now, thought you'd heard :roll:

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fredtam

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Wow, 38 votes so far of people who've never had sex in their lives.

I'd take the PC easily. I could resell it for 7k, spend 2k on the classiest call girl in town, and come out 5k richer.

I'm sorry, but pussy is pussy (unless you fall in love...then there can only be one). Elisha is hot, but if you guys go outside once in a while, you'll find out that you can spot girls as hot as Elisha multiple times by just walking through a mall on a weekend, or going to a concert.

*yawn* The "u ugli loser" reply is old by now, thought you'd heard :roll:

Text

Typical Stormrider club response. Remember not everybody on the net is a virgin that would give anything to have sex like you. I'd definately take the PC and I could really care less about the power of it. Hell I'd take a Dell 2400 instead.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

As you sleep with more people you lear that sex is just sex. It is the sex newbs that don't understand this so I'm going to have to go with "DannyBoy is turning gay" for $2000 Alex.

Not always true, I never thought anything of sex until I met my, now ex-girlfriend and I find sex a thousand times more enjoyable when there is something intimate between myself and my partner.
 

fredtam

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Jun 6, 2003
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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

As you sleep with more people you lear that sex is just sex. It is the sex newbs that don't understand this so I'm going to have to go with "DannyBoy is turning gay" for $2000 Alex.

Not always true, I never thought anything of sex until I met my, now ex-girlfriend and I find sex a thousand times more enjoyable when there is something intimate between myself and my partner.


You are factoring in emotion that you would not have in your one night with Elisha? Do I need to flame you?
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

As you sleep with more people you lear that sex is just sex. It is the sex newbs that don't understand this so I'm going to have to go with "DannyBoy is turning gay" for $2000 Alex.

Not always true, I never thought anything of sex until I met my, now ex-girlfriend and I find sex a thousand times more enjoyable when there is something intimate between myself and my partner.


You are factoring in emotion that you would not have in your one night with Elisha? Do I need to flame you?

nope, he's pretty flaming already :p
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Wow, 38 votes so far of people who've never had sex in their lives.

I'd take the PC easily. I could resell it for 7k, spend 2k on the classiest call girl in town, and come out 5k richer.

I'm sorry, but pussy is pussy (unless you fall in love...then there can only be one). Elisha is hot, but if you guys go outside once in a while, you'll find out that you can spot girls as hot as Elisha multiple times by just walking through a mall on a weekend, or going to a concert.

*yawn* The "u ugli loser" reply is old by now, thought you'd heard :roll:

Text

Typical Stormrider club response. Remember not everybody on the net is a virgin that would give anything to have sex like you. I'd definately take the PC and I could really care less about the power of it. Hell I'd take a Dell 2400 instead.

As I truthfully stated in a previous reply (try treading bud) I'm old and have had the share that comes with age. I gave my reasons, better than the resoning of the guy you gave props to for his answer (though you had no bone to pick with him because of a months-old religioon thread ;)).
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

As you sleep with more people you lear that sex is just sex. It is the sex newbs that don't understand this so I'm going to have to go with "DannyBoy is turning gay" for $2000 Alex.

Not always true, I never thought anything of sex until I met my, now ex-girlfriend and I find sex a thousand times more enjoyable when there is something intimate between myself and my partner.


You are factoring in emotion that you would not have in your one night with Elisha? Do I need to flame you?

nope, he's pretty flaming already :p


I think that is one of maybe 10 responses I've seen on the net that actually made me Laugh Out Loud, Thanks.
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Wow, 38 votes so far of people who've never had sex in their lives.

I'd take the PC easily. I could resell it for 7k, spend 2k on the classiest call girl in town, and come out 5k richer.

I'm sorry, but pussy is pussy (unless you fall in love...then there can only be one). Elisha is hot, but if you guys go outside once in a while, you'll find out that you can spot girls as hot as Elisha multiple times by just walking through a mall on a weekend, or going to a concert.

*yawn* The "u ugli loser" reply is old by now, thought you'd heard :roll:

Text

Typical Stormrider club response. Remember not everybody on the net is a virgin that would give anything to have sex like you. I'd definately take the PC and I could really care less about the power of it. Hell I'd take a Dell 2400 instead.

As I truthfully stated in a previous reply (try treading bud) I'm old and have had the share that comes with age. I gave my reasons, better than the resoning of the guy you gave props to for his answer (though you had no bone to pick with him because of a months-old religioon thread ;)).

Firt of all what does age have to do with it? StormRider is a 41 year olsd virgin. Secondly WTF are you talking about? Ireplied to that thread. Maybe you need to learn to read. As for my absence ATOT is not my life. With your post count this doesn't seem to be the case for you. Don't make me get Mill and Samspson to help with a triple bitch slap on your ass.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn :p

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card :D

Did I say I wouldn't want to sleep with her?

Of course it would be a wonderful experience, however I happen to value sex as a more intimate thing involving a lot of emotion, perhaps that's because I've slept with a considerable amount of people and after time you learn to grow out of the whole "sex is just sex" thing.

Either that or I'm turning Gay and don't know it... fuck.

As you sleep with more people you lear that sex is just sex. It is the sex newbs that don't understand this so I'm going to have to go with "DannyBoy is turning gay" for $2000 Alex.

Not always true, I never thought anything of sex until I met my, now ex-girlfriend and I find sex a thousand times more enjoyable when there is something intimate between myself and my partner.


You are factoring in emotion that you would not have in your one night with Elisha? Do I need to flame you?

Hence why I said I would rather spend the evening getting to know her.
 

Munkies123

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i would F the crap out of her and i would be in that locked room for days weeks idk i could spend a couple of birthdays in there too. By the time im done with that chick, years would have passed and i would walk out of the room finally. By then all the pc parts you guys are talking about will be going for 100 bucks off newegg :)
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: fredtam
Firt of all what does age have to do with it? StormRider is a 41 year olsd virgin. Secondly WTF are you talking about? Ireplied to that thread. Maybe you need to learn to read. As for my absence ATOT is not my life. With your post count this doesn't seem to be the case for you. Don't make me get Mill and Samspson to help with a triple bitch slap on your ass.

Mill and Sampson are too busy pleasuring each other carnally to care about this thread. Stormrider is a 41 year old virgin? If you're serious... I've got to say I'm scared. I'm by no means a social person or good looking, yet with age it just seemed to fall into my lap from all directions, maybe it's just me. As for the response you missed, it's in this thread Einstein. Again, try reading. And I'd assume virginity from folks like yourself who start sh*t over nothing. That anger and frustration have got to be coming from somewhere.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Munkies123
i would F the crap out of her and i would be in that locked room for days weeks idk i could spend a couple of birthdays in there too. By the time im done with that chick, years would have passed and i would walk out of the room finally. By then all the pc parts you guys are talking about will be going for 100 bucks off newegg :)

Ok you need to walk outside and kiss the grass.
 

Munkies123

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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Munkies123
i would F the crap out of her and i would be in that locked room for days weeks idk i could spend a couple of birthdays in there too. By the time im done with that chick, years would have passed and i would walk out of the room finally. By then all the pc parts you guys are talking about will be going for 100 bucks off newegg :)

Ok you need to walk outside and kiss the grass.



or i just want to bang a hot chick idk call me crazy
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Munkies123
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Munkies123
i would F the crap out of her and i would be in that locked room for days weeks idk i could spend a couple of birthdays in there too. By the time im done with that chick, years would have passed and i would walk out of the room finally. By then all the pc parts you guys are talking about will be going for 100 bucks off newegg :)

Ok you need to walk outside and kiss the grass.



or i just want to bang a hot chick idk call me crazy

wow.
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: fredtam
Firt of all what does age have to do with it? StormRider is a 41 year olsd virgin. Secondly WTF are you talking about? Ireplied to that thread. Maybe you need to learn to read. As for my absence ATOT is not my life. With your post count this doesn't seem to be the case for you. Don't make me get Mill and Samspson to help with a triple bitch slap on your ass.

Mill and Sampson are too busy pleasuring each other carnally to care about this thread. Stormrider is a 41 year old virgin? If you're serious... I've got to say I'm scared. I'm by no means a social person or good looking, yet with age it just seemed to fall into my lap from all directions, maybe it's just me. As for the response you missed, it's in this thread Einstein. Again, try reading. And I'd assume virginity from folks like yourself who start sh*t over nothing. That anger and frustration have got to be coming from somewhere.

You aren't even good at your life's ambition (posting on ATOT). In what thread asshat? As I said my life is not here. Your comment about me possibly being a vigin could not be further from the truth. I am one of the few 30+ married people on ATOT. Try again fvcktard. As to whatever may have fell into your lap trust me it pales in comparison to my experience.
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: fredtam
Firt of all what does age have to do with it? StormRider is a 41 year olsd virgin. Secondly WTF are you talking about? Ireplied to that thread. Maybe you need to learn to read. As for my absence ATOT is not my life. With your post count this doesn't seem to be the case for you. Don't make me get Mill and Samspson to help with a triple bitch slap on your ass.

Mill and Sampson are too busy pleasuring each other carnally to care about this thread. Stormrider is a 41 year old virgin? If you're serious... I've got to say I'm scared. I'm by no means a social person or good looking, yet with age it just seemed to fall into my lap from all directions, maybe it's just me. As for the response you missed, it's in this thread Einstein. Again, try reading. And I'd assume virginity from folks like yourself who start sh*t over nothing. That anger and frustration have got to be coming from somewhere.

You aren't even good at your life's ambition (posting on ATOT). In what thread asshat? As I said my life is not here. Your comment about me possibly being a vigin could not be further from the truth. I am one of the few 30+ married people on ATOT. Try again fvcktard. As to whatever may have fell into your lap trust me it pales in comparison to my experience.

Lol, 30+ and married is synonymous with not getting any, it's why more intelligent & self-controlled people don't marry ;) But whatever, think what you want; I have nothing to prove, especially to you. Yep, that's right. I'm not arguing - so who will be the next victim of your sexual frustration? :p

ps. Not reading responses before flaming is kinda bad form, regardless of post count. If you could only dedicate both hands to posting...

From this very same thread:

Originally posted by: Me
I'm old and have had my share. I voted Elisha Cuthbert because I'd love to be with a hot celebrity. It's not to brag to friends, as I don't have many anyway, and we don't measure ourselves on the cuteness or number of the girls we've screwed, but just to know it happened and for the memory. As JoeKing said, a computer is good for a few years, but memories last a lifetime (or until I get alzheimer's - but that's at the very least decades away, and by then p4s and AMD fx53s will be fossils).

Reading is a very important life skill. For now you'll have to trust me on this, but if you stick to it you may eventually come to realize this on your own, which would be all the proof you'd need.