Originally posted by: biffbacon
ALWAYS, let the people who are getting off the elevator get off before you try to cram your fat a$$ on
Ding, Ding, Ding!
Winnar!
When I was a teen, living with my dad in a 23-story high rise, that would always "fire me up." I'd either sarcastically say "Excuse ME!" loudly or shoulder nudge them as I got off the elevator. But the stupidest thing I would do/did, would be to hold my fist out, at face level, just before the lift doors open. Those that weren't paying attention, most typically don't, would walk into my fist.
...And no, I don't do that anymore.
