Elephant joke. . .funniest thing you'll see this hour - Now with 100% more mod quotes!

[toekramp]

haha, awesome

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Xanis
Oh and since the OP added, "funniest thing you'll see this hour" I'm calling Oldsmoboat's Law.

That law is void if one person like it - see above ya!

My sis loved it. It's amazing how a bad joke turns good when delivered by a cute brunette college student who thinks it's hysterical.

Pics?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Xanis
Oh and since the OP added, "funniest thing you'll see this hour" I'm calling Oldsmoboat's Law.

That law is void if one person like it - see above ya!

My sis loved it. It's amazing how a bad joke turns good when delivered by a cute brunette college student who thinks it's hysterical.

Pics?

Sure, I am on the right.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Xanis
Oh and since the OP added, "funniest thing you'll see this hour" I'm calling Oldsmoboat's Law.

That law is void if one person like it - see above ya!

My sis loved it. It's amazing how a bad joke turns good when delivered by a cute brunette college student who thinks it's hysterical.

Pics?

Sure, I am on the right.

Hmm. . .

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Xanis
Oh and since the OP added, "funniest thing you'll see this hour" I'm calling Oldsmoboat's Law.

That law is void if one person like it - see above ya!

My sis loved it. It's amazing how a bad joke turns good when delivered by a cute brunette college student who thinks it's hysterical.

Pics?

Sure, I am on the right.

Hmm. . .

Be careful......

 

[waitman]

Originally posted by: mattlear
Q: What do you call the black stuff between an elephant's toes?

A: Slow natives

:laugh: :beer:

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
When Chuck Norris picks cherries, he finds elephants.

Hah. That was a good add-on to this thread.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

K, so 3 scientists get together; they got an elephant, and they want to experiment.
So, they plug up the elephant's butt. A month passes, the elephant looks like its about to explode, and not a single one of the scientists wants to pull the plug out. They think of solutions to the problem, and eventually train a monkey to yank things out of people's butts when he hears a whistle. The first scientist waits 100m away, he doesn't want any sh!t on him. The second waits 50m away, he has a camera and wants to video tape it. The third is 20m away, much to his dismay, because that's the farthest he can be heard by the monkey. He blows the whistle, and BAM, sh!t everywhere. The first scientist feels the biggest fart ever pass by him, and gets some sh!t bits all over himself, he runs to the next to see how he's doing. This scientist is almost knee deep in sh!t and is bruised like hell. They both run towards the last scientist, who is up to his neck in sh!t, has several broken bones, and a couple of third degree burns. The scientists ask him why the hell he's laughing, and after he stops, he replies "Well, if you guys had seen the expression on that poor monkeys face as he tried to shove that plug back in, you'd be laughing too."

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
K, so 3 scientists get together; they got an elephant, and they want to experiment.
So, they plug up the elephant's butt. A month passes, the elephant looks like its about to explode, and not a single one of the scientists wants to pull the plug out. They think of solutions to the problem, and eventually train a monkey to yank things out of people's butts when he hears a whistle. The first scientist waits 100m away, he doesn't want any sh!t on him. The second waits 50m away, he has a camera and wants to video tape it. The third is 20m away, much to his dismay, because that's the farthest he can be heard by the monkey. He blows the whistle, and BAM, sh!t everywhere. The first scientist feels the biggest fart ever pass by him, and gets some sh!t bits all over himself, he runs to the next to see how he's doing. This scientist is almost knee deep in sh!t and is bruised like hell. They both run towards the last scientist, who is up to his neck in sh!t, has several broken bones, and a couple of third degree burns. The scientists ask him why the hell he's laughing, and after he stops, he replies "Well, if you guys had seen the expression on that poor monkeys face as he tried to shove that plug back in, you'd be laughing too."

Wow, this one's a keeper. :thumbsup:

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Xanis
Oh and since the OP added, "funniest thing you'll see this hour" I'm calling Oldsmoboat's Law.

That law is void if one person like it - see above ya!

My sis loved it. It's amazing how a bad joke turns good when delivered by a cute brunette college student who thinks it's hysterical.

Pics?

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: suicidalpigeon

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
K, so 3 scientists get together; they got an elephant, and they want to experiment.
So, they plug up the elephant's butt. A month passes, the elephant looks like its about to explode, and not a single one of the scientists wants to pull the plug out. They think of solutions to the problem, and eventually train a monkey to yank things out of people's butts when he hears a whistle. The first scientist waits 100m away, he doesn't want any sh!t on him. The second waits 50m away, he has a camera and wants to video tape it. The third is 20m away, much to his dismay, because that's the farthest he can be heard by the monkey. He blows the whistle, and BAM, sh!t everywhere. The first scientist feels the biggest fart ever pass by him, and gets some sh!t bits all over himself, he runs to the next to see how he's doing. This scientist is almost knee deep in sh!t and is bruised like hell. They both run towards the last scientist, who is up to his neck in sh!t, has several broken bones, and a couple of third degree burns. The scientists ask him why the hell he's laughing, and after he stops, he replies "Well, if you guys had seen the expression on that poor monkeys face as he tried to shove that plug back in, you'd be laughing too."

Wow, this one's a keeper. :thumbsup:

only about a 6/10

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
my last hilarious joke got deleted





You're lucky you weren't deleted.
AnandTech Moderator

aww, poor lil moddy poo realised he had no grounds to really ban me...
and fyi, i was deleted for about 12 hours or so (i dont really know how long)

and i dont get what was so bad about it other than one word.

/me Puts on shades, grabs a cold one, relaxes and enjoys the scene. . .

*passes burger to episodic*