Election Solutions

[sweetrobin]

10 Gore is President Monday, Wednesday and Fridays, Bush Tuesday,
Thursday, and Saturday and alternate Sundays. Bush gets Presidency for two
weeks during summer, Gore gets all major holidays including Jewish holy
days.

9 Laura Bush and Tipper Gore mud wrestle for Presidency live on pay per
view.

8 Get Martin Sheen to play the President, and outside of the improvement
most people won't notice the difference.

7 Bush & Gore sue each other in Federal Court. Winner gets the
Presidency. Winner's lawyer gets Oregon, Indiana and one of the
Carolina's.

6 One round, paper scissors rock, no flinchies, no do-overs.

5 Person chosen to co-host with Regis Philbin also President.

4 Run the election again on Thursday and Saturday. (Best Two out of Three
Wins)

3 Two Words: Swimsuit Competition

2 Al Gore and George W. Bush ride Disney's Magic Mountain continuously
until one of them falls off. If both fall of simultaneously Ralph Nader is
named the winner and gets to declare Disney ride unsafe at any speed.

1. Just let Bill Clinton keep on being President. You know he wants to.

 

[Fathom5]

11. James Baker and William Christopher in a Steel Cage Death Match.

 

[sweetrobin]

OOOhhh ... I like that one

 

[Stallion]

How about this? I saw it on a TV commercial..they both have a mouth full of vodka and they take turns slapping each other accross the face till someone spits out their vodka.

 

[Fathom5]

<< they both have a mouth full of vodka and they take turns slapping each other accross the face till someone spits out their vodka >>


That one I'd like to see!

 

[Stallion]

Fathom5, for the finally we could have Bill and Hillary go at it too.

Now that would be sweet.

 

[Fathom5]

Good one. My money would be on Hillary.

 

[Stallion]

So would mine.

After Hillary whoops on Bill , Monica can take her on.


Time to go, see ya Fathom5.

 

[Fathom5]

Have a good one Stallion.

 

[sweetrobin]

What would happen if they just swallowed the vodka???