Elect me president of ATOT

[So]

Vote for me.

Ladies and gentlemen, I promise that once in office, I will put in place a universal healthcare system for all avatars, our SETI@home team will go to the moon, taxes will get cut, and we will institute an ATOT endowment for the arts to make sure that all ATOT photoshop artists get the funding they need.

Finally, I promise to use our ATOT army to halt communist aggression in Vietnam!

:beer:
We can have both guns and butter!

UPDATE: Free beer fo all!!!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:!!!!

UPDATE2: And women!! You all get women...

...and Robots! everyone gets a pet robot...a robot ninja!

 

[Ness]

I'd like to elect you for ass of the entire internet.

 

[LordJezo]

As long as I get to be the Queen...

 

[AFB]

I am a communist and I want to eat your children!


Proud Member Since 2000

 

[So]

I think Dewey is going to win.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
As long as I get to be the Queen...

Now now, you already are a queen.

 

[nick1985]

well you perfrom fellatio on command?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: nick1985
well you perfrom fillatio on command?

Do you mean fellatio? Or perhaps you want me to cut up fresh fish for you?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: nick1985
well you perfrom fillatio on command?

Do you mean fellatio? Or perhaps you want me to cut up fresh fish for you?

LMFAO

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: nick1985
well you perfrom fillatio on command?

Do you mean fellatio? Or perhaps you want me to cut up fresh fish for you?

edited* could you do both? :beer:

 

[So]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: nick1985
well you perfrom fillatio on command?

Do you mean fellatio? Or perhaps you want me to cut up fresh fish for you?

edited* could you do both? :beer:

I'll cut fish, as well as eat them, but no fellatio.

I'll eat clams and tacos too.

Edit: Fixed smiley

 

[Mo0o]

Wait, you'll fund me to buy a real version of PS?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wait, you'll fund me to buy a real version of PS?

Who said I would....The ATOT endowment for the arts will!

 

[Buttzilla]

who are you?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla
who are you?

Anything and everything you want in a politician!

You want it? You got it!

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I think i speak for everyone when i ask where is the free :beer:

 

[So]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
I think i speak for everyone when i ask where is the free :beer:

Free beer for all!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:!!!!

 

[So]

DP

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: nick1985
well you perfrom fillatio on command?

Do you mean fellatio? Or perhaps you want me to cut up fresh fish for you?

/Austin Powers voice on/ OOOUCH BABY!! /Austin Powers voice off/




Suysadmin

 

[secretanchitman]

Originally posted by: ness1469
I'd like to elect you for ass of the entire internet.

LOL!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: secretanchitman

Originally posted by: ness1469
I'd like to elect you for ass of the entire internet.

LOL!

Hey, it's an office.

 

[Zugzwang152]

no.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
no.

Ouch. Burned!

 

[Corporate Thug]

no

 

[Zim Hosein]

I am a communist and I want to eat your children!