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elderly wedding

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kermalou

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THE ELDERLY WEDDING

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man
behind the counter:
Jacob: Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."
 
A guys son was getting married and asking dad for advice.

Dad told him,
"When you're first married, you will go tri-weekly"
"After 10 years, try weekly"
"After 25 years, try weakly"
 
Originally posted by: Qosis
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kind sir, where in this list do you see this?

elderly wedding 3 kermalou 03/24/2003 7:38 PM by Kiyup
**Wedding Pics** 25 Electric Amish 03/17/2003 12:58 PM by michaeld
Which hand do you wear your wedding ring on? 24 skywhr 03/07/2003 6:53 PM by JetBlack69
Has there ever been a ATOT wedding? 16 Glitchny 03/05/2003 4:30 PM by ergeorge
Advice Needed!: Wedding prices...and averages? 21 tommigsr 02/25/2003 12:29 AM by TNTrulez
Sister's Wedding ***with pics*** 75 Sealy 02/20/2003 6:35 PM by giguana
Mass Wedding CD production? 12 optimistic 02/18/2003 7:33 PM by optimistic
Just found another pic of my wedding! 28 Skoorb 02/13/2003 1:14 PM by ElFenix
Im sick and I have to leave for a wedding tommorow night. -help me make a decision? 23 The_good_guy 02/12/2003 3:52 PM

until otherwise proven in a court of law, i claim this joke(for the time being)
 
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