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alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
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i am bored at work so i filled out the lengthy eharmony.com questionnaire only to find out i have 0 matches. has anyone else ever filled out their questionnaire and if so how many matches did you have?
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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the IT guys at your workplace who saw that URL come up on their logs now know you are desperate. Congrats! :D

You can always just laugh at them too though... they are IT guys after all.
 

BillyBatson

Diamond Member
May 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: alien42
i am bored at work so i filled out the lengthy eharmony.com questionnaire only to find out i have 0 matches. has anyone else ever filled out their questionnaire and if so how many matches did you have?

I filled out the eharmoney questionnaire 2 1/2 YEARS ago! it told me then that i had 0 matches at that time. here we are now and everytime i log in it still says i have 0 matches!!!! stupid site :(
 

leftyman

Diamond Member
Sep 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: alien42
i am bored at work so i filled out the lengthy eharmony.com questionnaire only to find out i have 0 matches. has anyone else ever filled out their questionnaire and if so how many matches did you have?

you must feel like an Alien...:D
 

Ranger X

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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You know why people get 0 matches on eHarmony? Even the desperate women on eHarmony have high standards. :laugh:

Sometimes, these fat homely women have to look in the mirror and say to themselves: "I will never be able to date someone like Brad Pitt" instead of "Never say never". LOL
 

lokiju

Lifer
May 29, 2003
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I did it for awhile and it sucks, I've gotten pretty far on there with talking with the womens but it all just falls short of the real thing, so I closed out my account.
 

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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I tried that. Spent something like 2 hours answering abizillion questions. Then they told me that there were no matches and that I will die alone.
 

Ranger X

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ryan
You should just try myspace - worked for me :)
People actually use that for dating? I thought it was like Friendster where you just add friends and when strangers contact you, it's just weird.
 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: Ryan
You should just try myspace - worked for me :)
People actually use that for dating? I thought it was like Friendster where you just add friends and when strangers contact you, it's just weird.

nah - I met my BF via it :)
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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It's free to sign up, but costs you money if you want to respond to any of your matches. I think that all of the dating sites work this way... it's their way of reeling you in.

Anyway, I wouldn't waste your time. Most of my eHarmony matches looked hidious, and the ones that didn't had no personality. I dated a few of them, and was disappointed every time :(
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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I'm going to fill one out for my wife and then accuse her of cheating on me when I look at her email, then she'll feel guilty and get me good Christmas presents to win back my love :D
 

RadioHead84

Platinum Member
Jan 8, 2004
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I dont quite see how this works. Random msg to people on there always seems weird to me. Also none of my friends use it so that would me I would have no friends on it which would ruin the whole point of it.
 

Nutdotnet

Diamond Member
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ryan
You should just try myspace - worked for me :)

Of course it did.

For whatever reason, Myspace is a haven for same-sex "hookups", at least when it comes to me. Maybe it's due to the safety of it all but I have guys send messages to me all the time.

And I have a picture of me and my daughter in my profile. :confused:

 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: Ryan
You should just try myspace - worked for me :)

Maybe it's due to the safety of it all but I have guys send messages to me all the time.

OMG! Post them when you get them :D
 

Nutdotnet

Diamond Member
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: Ryan
You should just try myspace - worked for me :)

Maybe it's due to the safety of it all but I have guys send messages to me all the time.

OMG! Post them when you get them :D

Haha...nah man, it ain't like that. I say, to "each their own", I don't get upset when I guy sends me a "OMG, you're so hot" or a, "I know it says you're straight but have you ever though, just once...blah...blah...blah..." It just doesn't make a lot of "sense"...for the longest time my picture that everyone saw was of me and my daughter...a little common sense would go a long way.
 

SithSolo1

Diamond Member
Mar 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mucho
Unless you are the caring, feeling and sharing type forget eHarmony

That doesn't work either. :p

Yes I know, HOLY OLD THREAD BATMAN!
 

Xyclone

Lifer
Aug 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: Ryan
You should just try myspace - worked for me :)
People actually use that for dating? I thought it was like Friendster where you just add friends and when strangers contact you, it's just weird.

nah - I met my BF via it :)

OMG! I didn't really think you were gay! I thought everyone was kidding! :Q