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Three guys were arguing who has the longest p3nis, so to settle the score once and for all, they decide to have a show and tell. They went up to the top of the Empire States Building, dropped their pants and draped their p3nises over the building.
The first guy said "would you look at that! I'm down to the 87th floor".
Second guy smirk "Ha... I'm down to the 34th floor"
Then they saw the third guy's face was red and in pain, they asked what's wrong and the guy replies under clenched teeth " Some mofos just stepped on mine".
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Three guys were arguing who has the longest p3nis, so to settle the score once and for all, they decide to have a show and tell. They went up to the top of the Empire States Building, dropped their pants and draped their p3nises over the building.
The first guy said "would you look at that! I'm down to the 87th floor".
Second guy smirk "Ha... I'm down to the 34th floor"
Then they saw the third guy's face was red and in pain, they asked what's wrong and the guy replies under clenched teeth " Some mofos just stepped on mine".
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