Some marketing/business major was taught how to deceive without lying. The next gen Savings & Load/Enron/Worlcom exec is born.
/me rigs a site to sell 'Karma' the new device that makes your car go faster by pasting type R on your car mats. Then realizes the irony in calling the product Karma. Delays launch till a less ironic name is developed and cars really are faster. Pre-order your stickers today! Only $99.95.
Limited time offer. All sales are final. User accepts all responsibility. Do not eat. Harmful if swallowed. All returns or exchanges are subject to a 100% restocking fee. Keep out of reach of children and small adults. Do not puncture or incinerate. Application of the stickers voids all warrantees expressed, implied or fathomed by even the most out of touch with reality consumer. Hurry, offer (and this post) ends soon.