effin kids

[nutxo]

So my 21 year old daughter is talking to and she says something like " We were laying there and smoking a joint and watching tv and it was so great, I know you probably don't get it but it was so nice" I guess her and her fiancee ..

I looked at her straight in the eye and said " Gimme a break. I remember very well doin lines of coke off your moms ass" . Her jaw dropped and I smiled and walked away.

Kids are so lame.

 

[SketchMaster]

 

[OutHouse]

LOL im going to have to remember that the next time my 21 year old daughter thinks she did something edgy.

 

[master_shake_]

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5/7 would read again

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So my 21 year old daughter is talking to and she says something like " We were laying there and smoking a joint and watching tv and it was so great, I know you probably don't get it but it was so nice" I guess her and her fiancee ..

I looked at her straight in the eye and said " Gimme a break. I remember very well doin lines of coke off your moms ass" . Her jaw dropped and I smiled and walked away.

Kids are so lame.

Opportunity missed.

"Gimme a break. I remember very well doin lines of coke off your moms ass before boinking her in the dealers bathroom. That's how we got you/ "

And keep your dope-fiend lid off my lawn dagnabbit!

 

[nutxo]

Opportunity missed.

"Gimme a break. I remember very well doin lines of coke off your moms ass before boinking her in the dealers bathroom. That's how we got you/ "

And keep your dope-fiend lid off my lawn dagnabbit!

I wasnt gonna lie. She was our second, the dining room table kid. She knows that..

 

[IronWing]

It's hard to be a kid these days. How does one rebel? Acid rock? Done. Punk? Done. Disco? Country? Autotuned chipmonks gargling gravel while someone squeaks rubberbands over a mic to a drum machine beat? Done.

Pot? Opiates? Cocaine? Bath salts? Done.

Dress slutty, preppy, down right skanksville? Done.

Tats? Body piercing? Splitting you wee wee length wise using a needle nosed pliers? Done.

 

[Iron Woode]

So my 21 year old daughter is talking to and she says something like " We were laying there and smoking a joint and watching tv and it was so great, I know you probably don't get it but it was so nice" I guess her and her fiancee ..

I looked at her straight in the eye and said " Gimme a break. I remember very well doin lines of coke off your moms ass" . Her jaw dropped and I smiled and walked away.

Kids are so lame.