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Many times in the last week or so, I've reported my first ever encounter with a Mechanic-from-Hell. First, all I wanted was to troubleshoot the cause of a very minor transmission leak. I'm more concerned about the transmission than I am about engine oil leaks from the rear mainseal -- I never have to top up the crankcase oil level, and we're talking about maybe five drops on the garage drop pan -- each the diameter of a 50-cent coin -- over more than a week's time. But the Mechanic-from-Hell sold his manager on the idea that I needed new valve-cover-gaskets, which I had refused when his manager tried to sell me that service six months earlier. I succumbed, and the Mechanic-from-Hell broke one of the pipes on my car-interior heater-core when he removed the intake manifold and valve-covers. So he used a generic piece of unshaped hose to connect the engine fittings for the heater-core hoses in a "U-turn", thinking I wouldn't discover that I had no interior heater temperature control in several months -- or forever if we factor in So-Cal winter weather. Not only that, but he didn't secure a hose connection between the intake manifold and the pipe joining the upper radiator, leading to a bubble of air forming at the top of it. I would have to top up the anti-freeze every time the engine was cool enough to remove the radiator cap to check it.
Then, the Mechanic-from-Hell caused bad connections in the wiring harness, because he had to remove the dashboard (I told them to be careful!) for replacement of the heater-core -- for which they had to pay in addition to the labor. My fuse for the Windshield-wiper/washer had been blown, suggesting to me that the Mechanic from Hell was negligent about disconnecting the battery's negative terminal or reconnecting it, possibly leaving the wiper-washer switch to some operative position. My steering wheel horn buttons didn't work. I traced down the possible connections that needed attention, but the Mechanic-from-Hell insisted on installing a big-red-button horn switch on the dashboard and wiring it directly to ground and the Horn Relay -- not the "near-factory-configuration" and care that I had plainly explained when I first started using this new shop. You see, the Owner has decided at this point that the Mechanic-from Hell will never touch his beloved Trooper LS again -- never . . . nevernevernevernever---ev-er! The Owner still has a horn, and the Owner figures it's worth the trouble to do all that dashboard manipulation himself at least once. The Trooper will -- I SAY IT WILL! -- be road-worthy for another ten years, or whenever the Owner punches out and kicks the bucket. The leaks are gone, the wiper-washer works, the horn has a big red fuckstick button -- corrections that all required the Owner's intervention. We're cutting our losses here!
So "The Owner" had to correct a cooling problem. "The Owner" had to correct a blown fuse that caused all sorts of concern until he located it. "The Owner" either had to make the best of a kloodge wiring job by buying a standard switch that fit the most convenient dashboard blank, or he contemplates disabling the SRS driver-side airbag, following factory-manual short-cuts to remove a minimum of dashboard panels, and locating the loose horn connection himself. And "The Owner" had to copy and pass on to the Mechanic from Hell various pages of the PDF Factory Shop Manual, annotated, with comments and inviting reply comment. "With circles and arrows on each one!" if you're old enough to remember Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" song. Circles and arrows! The Mechanic from Hell didn't like this sort of customer behavior.
So the owner started looking into possible wear and tear on devices connected to this intake manifold -- maybe running a bit warm over 400 miles -- for an engine with 187,000 miles of use. And he did some reading about the Air Intake Temperature Sensor, which screws into the intake manifold opposite the throttle body.
The Air-Intake Temperature Sensor is discussed often with mention of its replacement operation as an easy, simple procedure: disconnect the sensor; unbolt it with a 14 or 15mm wrench; screw in the new one; torque it on with the wrench and reconnect the wires.. The Septuagenarian hardly has to bend over the engine with the hood up. He'd have more back pain from computer-gaming.
These sensors are cited for eventual wear, and mine has never been replaced as far as I know. But the engine idles smoothly; never hesitates at any temperature; never burns any oil and sails through bi-annual smog-testing with flying colors.
I suspect that the computer will reset itself or otherwise calibrate the new sensor. I don't know, though. There isn't much that can be tuned up on this 3.2L SOHC General Motors engine. [The Trooper was never a "real" rice-burner . . .]
What can I expect? What might need to be done as consequence? I'm hoping that a new sensor will improve performance and maybe show even better scores at the smog-test station.
PS The Air Intake Temperature Sensor is a cheap part. The RockAuto price ranges from $5 to $16, from manufacturers like "Standard Intermotor" and "Beck-Arnley" It appears that the factory OEM unit is really the same as the AX1 model from Standard, because there is variation in the appearance of these devices and I know "identical" when I see it.
Then, the Mechanic-from-Hell caused bad connections in the wiring harness, because he had to remove the dashboard (I told them to be careful!) for replacement of the heater-core -- for which they had to pay in addition to the labor. My fuse for the Windshield-wiper/washer had been blown, suggesting to me that the Mechanic from Hell was negligent about disconnecting the battery's negative terminal or reconnecting it, possibly leaving the wiper-washer switch to some operative position. My steering wheel horn buttons didn't work. I traced down the possible connections that needed attention, but the Mechanic-from-Hell insisted on installing a big-red-button horn switch on the dashboard and wiring it directly to ground and the Horn Relay -- not the "near-factory-configuration" and care that I had plainly explained when I first started using this new shop. You see, the Owner has decided at this point that the Mechanic-from Hell will never touch his beloved Trooper LS again -- never . . . nevernevernevernever---ev-er! The Owner still has a horn, and the Owner figures it's worth the trouble to do all that dashboard manipulation himself at least once. The Trooper will -- I SAY IT WILL! -- be road-worthy for another ten years, or whenever the Owner punches out and kicks the bucket. The leaks are gone, the wiper-washer works, the horn has a big red fuckstick button -- corrections that all required the Owner's intervention. We're cutting our losses here!
So "The Owner" had to correct a cooling problem. "The Owner" had to correct a blown fuse that caused all sorts of concern until he located it. "The Owner" either had to make the best of a kloodge wiring job by buying a standard switch that fit the most convenient dashboard blank, or he contemplates disabling the SRS driver-side airbag, following factory-manual short-cuts to remove a minimum of dashboard panels, and locating the loose horn connection himself. And "The Owner" had to copy and pass on to the Mechanic from Hell various pages of the PDF Factory Shop Manual, annotated, with comments and inviting reply comment. "With circles and arrows on each one!" if you're old enough to remember Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" song. Circles and arrows! The Mechanic from Hell didn't like this sort of customer behavior.
So the owner started looking into possible wear and tear on devices connected to this intake manifold -- maybe running a bit warm over 400 miles -- for an engine with 187,000 miles of use. And he did some reading about the Air Intake Temperature Sensor, which screws into the intake manifold opposite the throttle body.
The Air-Intake Temperature Sensor is discussed often with mention of its replacement operation as an easy, simple procedure: disconnect the sensor; unbolt it with a 14 or 15mm wrench; screw in the new one; torque it on with the wrench and reconnect the wires.. The Septuagenarian hardly has to bend over the engine with the hood up. He'd have more back pain from computer-gaming.
These sensors are cited for eventual wear, and mine has never been replaced as far as I know. But the engine idles smoothly; never hesitates at any temperature; never burns any oil and sails through bi-annual smog-testing with flying colors.
I suspect that the computer will reset itself or otherwise calibrate the new sensor. I don't know, though. There isn't much that can be tuned up on this 3.2L SOHC General Motors engine. [The Trooper was never a "real" rice-burner . . .]
What can I expect? What might need to be done as consequence? I'm hoping that a new sensor will improve performance and maybe show even better scores at the smog-test station.
PS The Air Intake Temperature Sensor is a cheap part. The RockAuto price ranges from $5 to $16, from manufacturers like "Standard Intermotor" and "Beck-Arnley" It appears that the factory OEM unit is really the same as the AX1 model from Standard, because there is variation in the appearance of these devices and I know "identical" when I see it.
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