eeeew, my left eye's all red....

[Anaconda]

if i look to the right, i can see my left eye in the mirror and the corner of it is ALL red. half of my left eye is all red!! its so nasty! is there any way to take care of this? any doctors in the house?

 

[Locutus of Board]

Irritate your right eye to make it even.

 

[thereds]

thats what you get for not cleaning your fingers after sticking it up your a$$

 

[Carbo]

Clorox whitens well.

 

[Anaconda]

i swear, i cleaned it with soap and water after i did that...

 

[Locutus of Board]

You sound like an expert on the subject thereds.

 

[WombatWoman]

Anaconda,

My best guess is that you have conjunctivitis, but no physician, however gifted, can make a diagnosis without examining your eye.

 

[Anaconda]

AHHH! sounds deadly! what does it do?

 

[amnesiac]

piiiiiiiinkeye..............

 

[pulse8]

That's what is sounds like...do you have any mucus coming out of your eye? I had this about a month ago and had to see a doctor for it. It's a pretty easy thing to take care of, just go to the doctor soon. If it's the REAL pink eye, it's HIGHLY contagious.

 

[Anaconda]

nothings coming out of my eye

 

[loosliptcomptrola]

Maybe you've been puffin' too much of that kind cheeva.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

sounds like scott baio gave you pink eye.

 

[WombatWoman]

<< AHHH! sounds deadly! what does it do? >>


Anaconda, I suggest that you go to Google and use your other eye to search for &quot;conjunctivitis&quot;. I am tired of giving free medical advice here, since it is generally ignored in favour of the expertise of some 15-year-old Junior Member who knows everything.

 

[nEoTeChMaN]

Everybody run!!!!!

He is the devil!!

 

[Anaconda]

AWWW MAN!!! everyones all, hey your eyes all red! and i go, NO!

 

[Noirish]

have someone punch you and make it all black.

 

[Anaconda]

i tried and now its all black and red

































j/k, its still all fvckin red

 

[pulpp]

lol

 

[Freejack2]

Wash your hands and keep them clean if you rub your eye. It's best not to rub it though.
What works great for me is to take a clean wet washcloth and wash the irritated eye.
If it doesn't clear up make sure you go to the doctor. Your eyes are pretty important.

 

[Pyxis]

If it's pinkeye, I suggest you don't touch your right eye. It's very contagious.

 

[SuperCyrix]

wrong forum buddy. This belongs in the very technical forum.

 

[EvanFerguson]

put some salt on it

 

[Anaconda]

put some salt on it

yeah thats what my mom told me to do, how should i put it on?

 

[Scooter]

If you jab a pencil in the good eye, you'll forget about the red one. Honest.