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[JoeKing]

I just had to run outside to get somthing from the car. The porch light was burnt out and since I was in a hurry and the car is in the driveway I skipped the slippers. Suddenly crunch crunch crunch. The entire walkway is filled with snails. Gotta leave out a pan of beer in the morning. Damn buggers.

 

[Tom]

i expected a used thong repost !
:beer:

 

[mygumballs]

brutuskend is teh funnay!

 

[JoeKing]

um I think some of the girl snails were wearing thongs, how's that?

Lord knows the snail's thongs are probably cleaner

 

[iwearnosox]

Snailtoe?

 

[Allio]

I did that last night when taking the rubbish to the curb :/

I was really running, smushed the first one right under my heel. Horrible feeling, but I guess it was probably more horrible for the snail.

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
Gotta leave out a pan of beer in the morning.

Beer? I thought salt killed them pretty well.

 

[JoeKing]

for some reason they're attracted to the beer and drink themselves to death. :beer::evil:

 

[Spoooon]

Gross.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
for some reason they're attracted to the beer and drink themselves to death. :beer::evil:

Reminds me of another lifeform that does the same...:beer:

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
for some reason they're attracted to the beer and drink themselves to death. :beer::evil:

Oh, just like humans. :evil:

btw, iirc you were supposed to leave a thing of beer out with steep sides, so when they get drunk, they fall off and drown.