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*Edit: Hal 2004: "I'm sorry I can't do that Dave"

User: Hello Hal.
Hal: Hello! How are you today?

User: I am fine. How about you?
Hal: That's good. I am fine also.


Wow, now that is some riveting conversation I would pay for.
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Originally posted by: Whade
User: Hello Hal.
Hal: Hello! How are you today?

User: I am fine. How about you?
Hal: That's good. I am fine also.


Wow, now that is some riveting conversation I would pay for.
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Bwahaha...

User: It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
Hal: I'm 29 years old, you?
 
Mary: Hello Evadman
Evadman: Die!
Mary: I am going to rape you when you die.
Evadman: Ow.
Mary: I said show me your tits.

LMFAO, sounds like this would be a perfect addition to any ATOT YAGT'er.
 
bot: Hello there, how are you?
Me: I'm good. How's the weather on your side?
bot: Ok sorry do you like cheese. I have a question for you about the weather.

😕
 
Me: You're stuck in the intraweb!!1 Teh intranetweb.com pwns joo!

Hal: When did you first become aware that I was stuck in the intraweb1 Kent? a neighbor claimed that astronauts are encouraging school boards to innovate.

Wtf 😕
 
Coco: Good Evening Winko.
Winko: hello coco
Coco: How are you today? I feel great.
Winko: i feel fine
Coco: I feel fine also.
Winko: do you like music?
Coco: I like music how about you.
Winko: how does an AI script listen to music?
Coco: I listen to japanese music.
Winko: do you speak japanese?
Coco: Yes, I think so.

what are you?

I simply do not know.

why are you blue?

He probably does have blue toenails.

who?

I am not sure who.

what color are your toenails?

What color are your eyes.

brown

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

the dumpster?

Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump dump!
 
Mary: Hello Winko!
Winko: Why are your lips quivering?

I like your lips.

i like your eyes

I like your lips.

you already said that

You have said this already you fat cow.

i'll fat cow you in the face

Why do you want to fat cow I in the face?

to make you scream in pain!

That is not true! But, you scream in pain!

yes your horrible conversation skills make me scream in pain

Yes I love your lips.
 
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

it: Would you like it if we both think each other?
me: what does that mean in english
it: No, I mean do you like boys?
me: Alt-F4


 
Him: Good afternoon Pinky, it's after 11 o'clock. Bedtime?
Me: Not on your life buddy!
Him: Life on the frontier must have been something, huh?😕
Me: Hey, do you want to suck my c*ck?
Him: I want to suck the sweet marrow of life every single day. 😀

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH, I have tears in my eyes! This is f'in hilarious! An AIM bot would be beyond sweet. Everyone would think you were wasted!
 
Here is the transcript from my little experiment with UltraHal:

Me:: What's up b!tch?

Hal: It could get better or worse. Please do not swear.

Me:: Fsck you csnt!

Hal: Damn it, I don't like it when you swear.

Me:: I do not care what you like.

Hal:: Indigent young mothers expose their infants to risk.

Me:: What in the hell are you talking about?

Hal:: What in the hell am I talking about? Everybody needs to calm down and think. Are we talking about you?

Me:: Me? No. We are talking about you you arogant a$$hole.

Hal:: No? What could cause no offense to be no object? What were we talking about?

Me: We were talking about how you are a little b!tch.

Hal:: You are ticking me off, and you are going to force me to insult you.

Me:: Insult away you gawd dam idiot!

Hal:: I am not an idiot, please don't insult me.

Me:: This is too much fun!

Hal:: Are you an eager team partner?

Me:: What do you have in mind? A three way you kinky sex fiend.

Hal:: I am thinking about something pleasant. Hello how am i?

At this point the novelty wore off...... Ah well, perhaps latter
I will torment my new.... "friend." :evil:
 
Good evening, glenn. It's after eleven o'clock. Time for under the covers?

Why, are you looking to get lucky?

I am not stupid, please don't insult me.

Why not?

Do you like my nose?

Yeah, it's great.... for me to poop on.

Allegedly objective reasoning gets biased by preconceived attitudes.
 
hahahaha
i downloaded this and ran 2 copies of the aim bot.
i made one message the other. and now there is an infinitely long conversation going on... hahaha
 
I've been provoking it trying to get it to insult me...and out of the blue, it says:

"Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with a curl activator. I need one good volunteer."

BAAHAHAHAHAH, it started talking ish about my mom! This is great!

Another gem from Hal:

Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Game wardens can't cover all the square miles which need watching.

Now it's starting to get fun :evil:.
 
User: John's email address is John@aol.com.
Hal: I have learned John's email address. If you ask me to email this person, I will automatically start your favorite email program and write in the address for you.

User: Email John.
Hal: I'll now start an email for john@hotmail.com (Hal automatically starts your email program and writes in the address for you)



Ooooooops 😛
 
Lolerskates! I'm talking to the teachable unscensored one right now.

Mary: Of course you don't need to sleep. I am not stupid, please don't Insult me.

Me: I'll insult you whenever I wish. You're my slave after all.

Mary: Why must you insult I whenever you wish? I am cumming all in your mouth.


Hahahahaha!!!
 
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