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Eddie Murphy

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Listening to Delirious - classic and hilarious.

EDIT: You've never listened to Eddie Murphy's old standup stuff? Its what made him famous.
 
Originally posted by: americangigolo
He's funny but I've never heard his stand up.
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His standup is incredibly funny. Dirty and nasty, but funny. you ain't seen funny Eddie Murphy unless you've watched his old stuff

 
I know you've been lookin at me and you know that i know....... so i'm gonna bend over now...
You know what I do sometimes when I come home and I see the dog eddie?
I got my ice cream 🙂
and then a big brown shark came....

I laugh sooo hard watching it 🙂
 
HEheh...

The VHS is much better than the audio tape. 😀

ICE CREAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😉
 
Originally posted by: Eli
HEheh...

The VHS is much better than the audio tape. 😀

ICE CREAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😉
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Oh, definitely. His movements are so part of the act. 😀

My sisters and I memorized it years ago (why my mom was letting me watch that stuff at 10, I don't know) and still quote it often to this day.

"$0.29? That's a bargain...a bargain for me."
 
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: americangigolo
He's funny but I've never heard his stand up.
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Go get a copy of Delerious and Raw. Both are classics.
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I agree...when he does Bill Cosby I almost die everytime I hear it 😉

Ausm
 
Here's another vote for Delirious -- it was the first VHS stand-up tape that my parents let us watch (they didn't stay to witness the carnage, thank goodness) and it sparked my intersted in stand-up comedy, though these days I lean more towards the Bill Hicks and Dennis Millers of the world...
 
Oh Man, me and my friends would listen to this over and over.

I like the whole "Cookout" bit.

"Guss, Why is the fire so big? Guss, we're eating hot dogs and franks, not Brontasaurus burgers!"

haha, good times.




KeyserSoze
 
Hey Elvis....want some lemonade?

Want a Fire? Want a Fire? Gimmee that gallon of Gas!

What the Fvck is gooney goo-goo Gus?!?

Hummina Hummina Hummina......waaaaaaaaaaaa.

If you can find his first Tape (Comedian) it's definitely worth the listen.
Especially the the song called "Boogie In Da Butt". There is also another
song with Eddie playing the parts of Buckwheat and Richard Simmons
yelling at each other....freaking hilarious.


SDC
 
gotta love his mom's boomerang shoe...

none of my friends have ever seen delerious or raw so every time i pull out a quote they all look at me like wtf... but seriously delerious is some hilarious $hit...
 
Memories.....

I was in Jr High when Delirious was released. Me and my friends listened to it all the time. Very good comedy.
 
I know you're seven....I know you're seven...

But you'll be a seven year old, walking the dog, no-house motherf*****


🙂
 
:music:We got some iiiiccce cream:music:
:music:You can't aforrrrrrd it:music:
:music:Cuz you're on welllllllfare:music:
Want a lick?
Psych!

(the above may not be totally accurate)
 
the two best standup routines ever! my roommates and i didnt get our cable hooked up for about a month and had delerious playing on continuous loop basically the whole time... never got old.

"no you didnt"
"maybe i didnt. i'm gonna go beat up the fools that told me dem lies"

great stuff
 
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